To whoever stole my wooden plow.

[Robi]

Screw you.


(Congress hasn't had much drama lately)

[WaffleEggnog]

Screw you.


(Congress hasn't had much drama lately)

I will pledge my life to hunt down and kill whoever did this terrible thing to you, so that no other will ever feel the pain of losing something they worked so very hard for. To some people, plows, aren't just plows, but life itself in its entirety, and everytime I see a plow that has been stolen, it hurts me like the pain of one thousand deaths.

I am sorry for your loss. Know I am here for you, friend, in these dire times....

[popfor]

This is the best congress thread by far.