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Le Fun Times Inside Le AD

Postby jordancoles » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:36 pm

A story of how one disgruntled village can be a real pain in the ass.

I was messaged about a week ago by a guy who had a plot inside AD.
He offered to give me a hearth secret to spawn in on and considering that AD had no pclaim at their idol, nor do they have brickwalls around their industry, I would be able to break it all.

My helper did not at the time have a character oathed to AD however, so a few days passed until Koya got on to oath him.
After the oathing had been handled, I was given the account and proceeded to party my smashy alt.

Meet Jason the Home Wrecker.
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See Jason.
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See Jason bash.
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Bash, Jason.
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Bash.
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I'm told all of the ovens were q100+ :!:

We even found some old friends at AD idol!

Finally, Zane's body was brought back to America for a proper burial in my cow pen.
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But wait! What's this?!
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Oh shit oh shit
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One quick suicide + declaim later and we have ourselves a vandal alt!
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He was seen, but too little too late!
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The kiln was literally at 1% when someone ported to the idol and noticed it being bashed. I then recorded this gem.
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You can literally feel the panic in this young Russian as he sees their kiln being destroyed while he watched from the outside.

Thanks for the fun AD!

VIDEO IS NOW UP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UShsYN8O1dc

For some reason youtube is starting the video half way through when I click the link, so just start it from the beginning again.
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Re: Le Fun Times Inside Le AD

Postby kaizokuroof » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:45 pm

Sick raid bro
I had a retardedly huge signature and have gotten this embarrassing replacement to show for it.
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Re: Le Fun Times Inside Le AD

Postby Jessie » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:48 pm

Wait, is that a script to destroy things? Dear God, that laziness!
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Re: Le Fun Times Inside Le AD

Postby jordancoles » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:51 pm

Jessie wrote:Wait, is that a script to destroy things? Dear God, that laziness!

Someone has never palibashed in her life :!: :idea:
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Re: Le Fun Times Inside Le AD

Postby NOOBY93 » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:53 pm

No loot, no kills, no butthurt induced. BUT there's a video and an OK gif. 5/10
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Re: Le Fun Times Inside Le AD

Postby jordancoles » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:53 pm

NOOBY93 wrote:No loot, no kills, no butthurt induced. BUT there's a video and an OK gif. 5/10

Says the guy who doesn't need to rebuild all of those ovens and q91 kiln
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Re: Le Fun Times Inside Le AD

Postby Mockingjay » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:54 pm

Very nice raid my friend :) Too bad they probably did not have their highest q shit out.
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Re: Le Fun Times Inside Le AD

Postby Jessie » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:55 pm

jordancoles wrote:Someone has never palibashed in her life :!: :idea:


I prefer to actually play the game and not get something to do it for me. But, good job, you sure showed those ovens who's boss!
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Re: Le Fun Times Inside Le AD

Postby jordancoles » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:56 pm

Jessie wrote:
jordancoles wrote:Someone has never palibashed in her life :!: :idea:


I prefer to actually play the game and not get something to do it for me. But, good job, you sure showed those ovens who's boss!

Work smart, not hard :geek:
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Re: Le Fun Times Inside Le AD

Postby NOOBY93 » Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:58 pm

jordancoles wrote:
Jessie wrote:
jordancoles wrote:Someone has never palibashed in her life :!: :idea:


I prefer to actually play the game and not get something to do it for me. But, good job, you sure showed those ovens who's boss!

Work smart, not hard :geek:

I would've sweated much more making a bot that destroys something for you, instead of pressing a->y->clicking on the object.
As for your other reply, it's not that big of a deal really.
At least you got Zane's body back. Wow there goes something so valuable, a body of a great fighter. :roll:
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