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Fuck You Brodgar

Postby Killface » Thu Jan 16, 2014 5:43 am

I tried to reason with you Demo.

NOTICE TO RESIDENTS OF NEW BRODGAR
You are to vacate the premises immediately, pending occupation and probable slaughter. Your leader, in his zeal to provide you optimum oven bricks, has overreached
and attempted to lay siege to a clay node and claim far beyond his borders and influence. After several talks, and some sneaky stalling so that he could build more statues
during my downtime, it is decided that he feels man enough to take what isn't his, despite dire implications. When the walls are breached, none standing will be left alive.

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Re: Fuck You Brodgar

Postby jordancoles » Thu Jan 16, 2014 5:47 am

Yeah fuck you Brodgar you fucking fuck
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Re: Fuck You Brodgar

Postby DemoGraFX » Thu Jan 16, 2014 5:51 am

Hi guys!

I made the forums again! WOOHOO!

Dude, I'm laughing so hard that my GIANT BALLS hurt
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Re: Fuck You Brodgar

Postby DemoGraFX » Thu Jan 16, 2014 5:56 am

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Re: Fuck You Brodgar

Postby blackknight236 » Thu Jan 16, 2014 5:57 am

Killface wrote:attempted to lay siege to a clay node and claim far beyond his borders and influence.


Looks like to me the borders and influence are right at your door. lol
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Re: Fuck You Brodgar

Postby jordancoles » Thu Jan 16, 2014 5:58 am

Duhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off. :lol:

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Re: Fuck You Brodgar

Postby NOOBY93 » Thu Jan 16, 2014 6:22 am

Killface wrote:I tried to reason with you Demo.

NOTICE TO RESIDENTS OF NEW BRODGAR
You are to vacate the premises immediately, pending occupation and probable slaughter. Your leader, in his zeal to provide you optimum oven bricks, has overreached
and attempted to lay siege to a clay node and claim far beyond his borders and influence. After several talks, and some sneaky stalling so that he could build more statues
during my downtime, it is decided that he feels man enough to take what isn't his, despite dire implications. When the walls are breached, none standing will be left alive.

SIGNED,
The WWJD Concordate
(What Would JordanColes Do)

lol some1's mad
yeah your skype chat was like "give me back the clay node that I didn't protect hard enough, or else... please?", but this is just gold
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Re: Fuck You Brodgar

Postby DemoGraFX » Thu Jan 16, 2014 6:43 am

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Re: Fuck You Brodgar

Postby Killface » Thu Jan 16, 2014 6:58 am

WOW those are bad sleeves
Hows fast food treatin ya?
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Re: Fuck You Brodgar

Postby jordancoles » Thu Jan 16, 2014 6:58 am

Gonna getcha

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