L0rd0fShad0ws quick justice of the hearthlands! (again)

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L0rd0fShad0ws quick justice of the hearthlands! (again)

Postby kaizokuroof » Thu Apr 17, 2014 3:16 pm

It all started when a pair of suspicious hearthlings, with fashion sense appeared outside L0rd0fShad0ws vault.

He quickly rallied his glorious comrades, Mariusbl, Rocky Fucking Balboa and Dekuss Farm, the four of them quickly spot some grounded boats just past the vault with some large chests and two hearthlings, in leather cloak and other assorted fashion statements, equip only with Travellers sacks, stone axes and saw in hand.

For a moment, time stood still, it was a stand off. The four intrepid shad0w members, quickly agro'd the hearthlings and they instantly snapped out of the stand off and began calling upon the Gods, Jorb and Loftar who thundered and hurled lightning at the foursome for coins. The duo of criminal scum ran north, fleeing their grounded boats and as the comrades advanced, they switched from their various fashion statements and equip a dragon helmet and merchants robe. Dekus Farm, with his cunning wit, stayed behind, making sure all boats were securely landed against the shore, tied up so that if the hearthling scum manages to turn the tables and get to our boats before us, that we would have the upper hand. After a brief moment of calling coins, the duo of criminal scum began swimming a near by river. Fearless L0rd0fShad0ws led the charge, crossing the river only a few metres behind one of the hearthlings, followed closely by Rocky Fucking Balboa and Mariusbl...

The two dragon helmers get to the shore just before L0rd0fShad0ws, and decide to split up. L0rd of Shad0ws quickly weighs the options and decides that the group will focus on one of the duo. The three comrades continued in pursuit, as the other dragon helmet scum escapes, leaving his friend alone.

The dragon helmer crosses the river again, back to the land mass he just came from, it seems he wishes to make a brake for his boats... The three comrades herd the criminal back towards the boats and where Dekuss Farm lies in wait for an ambush. As the rivers edge almost comes into render, Rocky Fucking Balbao, manages to land a movement chop against the criminal, causing him to lose all but 15 defence. The criminal then takes the lead, only to find that his boats are grounded and our comrade Dekuss Farm waiting for him. The criminal then turns back towards Rocky Fucking Balboa, who queues no pain no gain, causing the criminal to panic as his defence was Zero'd. The Mighty and Fearsome L0rd0fShad0ws hits the criminal with the Valorus D, however his soldiers sword manages to catch a rather sturdy bit of his armor and only glances the criminal with a 286 hit. The criminal is wounded and is still running towards the river, however it seems the wound is too great for the criminal.. as Miriusbl closes the gap with full attack bar and the Valorus D queued, it seems as if the hearth lands has one less problem to worry about.. The dragon helmer enters the water and the Valorus D hits true, the enemy is KO'd on the last tile before entering the water.

All four of the comrades quickly down the foe, with a series of punches and chops, with a final with punch to the throat, Delivered by none other than the mighty and all powerful, L0rd0fShad0ws. The comrades, began securing the body, building fences to protect any unwanted friends, or perhaps the other of the duo, that ran earlier from bashing the body.

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The comrades rejoice, the criminal known as GG Boar is no more. Swift Justice by L0rd0fShad0ws and his team.

Here we see the mighty L0rd0fShad0ws hoisting the body high above his head for all the hearths to bare witness:
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Let the discussions begin, who was the mysterious pair and why were you outside the vault?
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Re: L0rd0fShad0ws quick justice of the hearthlands! (again)

Postby kret1337 » Thu Apr 17, 2014 3:18 pm

Hi
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Re: L0rd0fShad0ws quick justice of the hearthlands! (again)

Postby kaizokuroof » Thu Apr 17, 2014 3:42 pm

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Re: L0rd0fShad0ws quick justice of the hearthlands! (again)

Postby Kaios » Thu Apr 17, 2014 6:37 pm

that's quite the cranium
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Re: L0rd0fShad0ws quick justice of the hearthlands! (again)

Postby dagrimreefah » Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:10 pm

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Re: L0rd0fShad0ws quick justice of the hearthlands! (again)

Postby Scruffy » Fri Apr 18, 2014 5:25 am

You could say it was a boarish defeat
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Postby Chrismas » Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:37 am

rip in peace
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Re: L0rd0fShad0ws quick justice of the hearthlands! (again)

Postby Caryl » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:52 am

What crimes and atrocities did those two commit?
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Re: L0rd0fShad0ws quick justice of the hearthlands! (again)

Postby Scruffy » Fri Apr 18, 2014 11:48 am

Caryl wrote:What crimes and atrocities did those two commit?

Please see Dagrimreefah's post:
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We bearly had any scents to track with, but I wouldn't want to boar you with the details.

EDIT:: We also had no idea who it was until our trusty #4 dhelmer shared a description with the rest of the group!!
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Re: L0rd0fShad0ws quick justice of the hearthlands! (again)

Postby dafels2 » Fri Apr 18, 2014 1:06 pm

wwoowowowowowowoo the lord of shadows is baCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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