My Silk!! (and other womenly things)

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My Silk!! (and other womenly things)

Postby kaizokuroof » Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:26 am

Hello Community,

My name is Amanda, I'm a new player to Haven and Hearth and I had a nice little hermitage going, until some nasty players came and ruined my establishment. I'm so very sad, how could someone do this to me, I'm a poor innocent, defenceless, female hearthling and I didn't do anything to deserve this.

Please evil wrong doing raider, please return my keys and my virginity. I only wish that I can go back to living in peace with my 30" Vibrator. Did I mention I have a vagina? Boobs? Perhap you didn't read that I wrote my name was Amanda. Please, if there is any kind, strong, brave raiding men out there I need your help.

Yours faithfuly and womenly,

Amanda45

P.S I did some tracking and found the perp beind a palisade:

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I can give you co-ords and scents, please PM me for them

P.P.S. Please help me <3

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Re: My Silk!! (and other womenly things)

Postby Amanda45 » Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:34 am

P.S. This is not my main account, I make it just today because I wanted to write my name and 45 is my age. Thanks :* X0X0X0
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Re: My Silk!! (and other womenly things)

Postby jordancoles » Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:35 am

That's an old picture that was posted on these forums a while ago

3/10 troll attempt
Duhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off. :lol:

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Re: My Silk!! (and other womenly things)

Postby Massa » Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:46 am

Let's have a third thread that this idiot bickering seeps into.

I love u amanda
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Re: My Silk!! (and other womenly things)

Postby jordancoles » Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:50 am

Happy birthday Amanda!!!
Duhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off. :lol:

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Re: My Silk!! (and other womenly things)

Postby DemoGraFX » Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:02 am

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Re: My Silk!! (and other womenly things)

Postby TeckXKnight » Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:37 am

Yeah, we're just not doing this.
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