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HI!
I am Fla... bear... a... sou- - -
Name is not important, I am the nameless one!
<<just joking, I blame Torment game for that...>>
[Yeah... that was a bit funny from the above? Maybe not... NOT!]
More about me, I am in my 20's and I am a guy [ or so I was told]
''Oh shut up !''
[O' sorry, I also have a split personality disorder]
What... ?!
:3 Dick...
Anyways, I would love to join with you and fellow tiny people [members] you might already have?
1
What's the status on your group?
2
Got now more then Three tiny people?
I have just returned from 'The Dark force' world 5, or 4 [cant recall] I am hoping to find a small group of greater then Three, but less then 50
[no... I meant 25]... Did I ?? Idk what the F*** im talking about here!! Oh, wait! It's coming back to me...
<<Flash back!>>
I am seeking group of more then three musketeers to duke the wilderness with! That's it !!
[yup, I'm crazy too] or am I?? Ha ha,, No seriously,, I do get sometimes angry ... What??
I meant to say, I do get crazy...
But in a funny way ?!
''Did you call 1800-suicide, YET?''
I might have lost or not know "all" [new] features [just kidding here, I know how to play, right...] but I learn it quickly, and if given chance I
know I can be some sort of assistance to your cause[s] 'or craziness'. I only ask to be protected, but
not required. If you are like me; love to play with others but just not into all the metro-
political huge villages. Like to just have fun and not be declined doing what you/I want [Mind you, no funny business].
Like to help others and be loyal as real life as in-game then we are on the same page!!
If, and only if, you find my message valid to join you? please, send me your HS so I can
Bloody start playing !! I can't wait to get back into this awesome game ...
[although i don't agree with the permanent death feature... It makes it a bit too messed up]
If you find me a worthy meat [asset for a future fellow friend and helper] then feel me [send me] with your HS ! [You figure this one o.0]
'Get your head outta your gutter handsome!'
:S
P.S I AM NUTTER BUT I WILL DO YOUR BIDDING !! :S <<no, am not a nutter>> 'You totally are!'
<< says, him!??>>
Thank you for reading my lovely master letter! 'Letter?! Really...?!' << ';.;' >>
And for reading so patiently!
'WHATS their HS?! I need to piss'
BYE!