Offering My Huge Muscles to Noobs in Need (reposting)

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Offering My Huge Muscles to Noobs in Need (reposting)

Postby Massa » Sat Mar 29, 2014 3:45 pm

Somehow I'm still alive with all my gear on, which isn't the best at this point in the world but it's still pretty darn good.

Anyway, I'm bored, and am offering my hueg mussels to any newbie with a vidol or the guts to PM me his coordinates so I can get around to giving them a good lift and some support in their struggling life.

My rules and requirements are
-I won't kill you, or your friends, or damage things without your permission or better judgement
-I'll kill animals, forage, kill people, fish, dig dirt, what ever you feel my huge muscles are needed for
-I'll locate you nodes and stuff (fat chance at this point in the world)
-I need you guys to be cool and friendly

I have no boat, no posessions aside from my starving stomach and clothing, am a vagrant. I lost my village mooooonths ago from going dead.
So, in short, any newbies need a player with a long history of doing this sort of thing to run errands, help them out or just be there?
I have a desire to help you and all those in need and would gladly take my time to do so, so anyone PM me if they feel the need to, first come first serve, if you release me of my oaths to you then I'll move on to help others.
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Re: Offering My Huge Muscles to Noobs in Need (reposting)

Postby shubla » Sat Mar 29, 2014 3:58 pm

Somone oaths u and kills us confirmed.
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Re: Offering My Huge Muscles to Noobs in Need (reposting)

Postby Massa » Sat Mar 29, 2014 4:03 pm

shubla wrote:Somone oaths u and kills us confirmed.

wut

Are you saying I was oathed in and killed you guys, or I will be killed when I oath in, or I will kill people when I am oathed in?
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Re: Offering My Huge Muscles to Noobs in Need (reposting)

Postby Robben_DuMarsch » Sat Mar 29, 2014 4:08 pm

Massa wrote:
shubla wrote:Somone oaths u and kills us confirmed.

wut

Are you saying I was oathed in and killed you guys, or I will be killed when I oath in, or I will kill people when I am oathed in?


:D I think what he means is that someone will oath you, then the oathing party will in turn kill him! ¦]
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Re: Offering My Huge Muscles to Noobs in Need (reposting)

Postby Massa » Sat Mar 29, 2014 4:13 pm

Robben_DuMarsch wrote:
Massa wrote:
shubla wrote:Somone oaths u and kills us confirmed.

wut

Are you saying I was oathed in and killed you guys, or I will be killed when I oath in, or I will kill people when I am oathed in?


:D I think what he means is that someone will oath you, then the oathing party will in turn kill him! ¦]

I just wanted to help lol.

Back in W5 I'd do what all dhelmers did, aggro lock a newbie and chase him down until I knock him out, then put merch robes and slings and stuff in his inventory and teleport away, leaving him alive in discomfort.
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Re: Offering My Huge Muscles to Noobs in Need (reposting)

Postby Jesus_Smith_Nandez » Sat Mar 29, 2014 7:58 pm

This seems like a huge trap to me.
Not saying you're dishonest or anything, but it's really hard to trust someone with something like this, you know? I'd need someone to confirm you weren't planning on oath-killing or something before I even considered it, and everyone else is probably thinking the same thing.
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Re: Offering My Huge Muscles to Noobs in Need (reposting)

Postby Kogda » Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:25 am

Jesus_Smith_Nandez wrote:This seems like a huge trap to me.
Not saying you're dishonest or anything, but it's really hard to trust someone with something like this, you know? I'd need someone to confirm you weren't planning on oath-killing or something before I even considered it, and everyone else is probably thinking the same thing.

I don't doubt it, and there isn't much I can do, aside from my track record of not killing people, being a conduit for dialogue, not killing newbies especially (I actually really hate it), I was the one who kept my region safe early world, I didn't harm anyone unless they were getting violent or territorial.

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Re: Offering My Huge Muscles to Noobs in Need (reposting)

Postby MrFreed » Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:45 am

well im a builder and my friend is a farmer, were setting up an orchard but ive read allota bad things on this forum so I dont wanna trust ya xD hell we dont even have yeomanry yet xD just a bunch of buildings and shit everywere with not even a fence xD
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Re: Offering My Huge Muscles to Noobs in Need (reposting)

Postby Jesus_Smith_Nandez » Sun Mar 30, 2014 2:36 am

Could you give me the stats of your "muscles"?
Just saying "big muscles" is not really saying much. A stat sheet would be pretty useful.
I might actually consider it, since my life as a hermit is super boring while I wait for a village to join. You could live in a pali beside mine.... and we could do stuff.....

And if you do kill me, so be it. I'll only lose like 10 perc because my stats are so low lol.
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Re: Offering My Huge Muscles to Noobs in Need (reposting)

Postby Massa » Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:33 am

Jesus_Smith_Nandez wrote:Could you give me the stats of your "muscles"?
Just saying "big muscles" is not really saying much. A stat sheet would be pretty useful.
I might actually consider it, since my life as a hermit is super boring while I wait for a village to join. You could live in a pali beside mine.... and we could do stuff.....

And if you do kill me, so be it. I'll only lose like 10 perc because my stats are so low lol.

That was one thing I was thinking of arguing, what happens if I do kill the people who oath me?
Their stats aren't too amazing, as for stats, just normal fighter stats, 200-300 strength, 100+ agi, 450 ua, 350 mc, bla bla bla, my other characters are just various mid world crafters
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