kralmir wants to dig a giant hole.

[kralmir]

yeah its that time of the year again. the urge to build a giant hole on l5 for no reason has returned. so i am looking for a village to supply me with str food and unholy amounts of lumber and in return you get an ungodly amount of metal and steel (talking about 300+ steel bars per load), a totally fun person to talk to and a giant hole in the ground (im thinking 250x250 tiles this time).

reasons to contact me:
metal. everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
many stories of my previous exploits which will keep you entertained during your log hours of hauling logs for me (the typo was intentional)
if you wish i shall learn everything there is to know about guaqamole to amuse you with interesting facts. starting with learning how to spell it correctly.
i will catch a daily rabbit to be our mascot and then kill it and leave the corpse somewhere for you to find! (depending on your personality this may be a con but i already had 4 of those and 3 pros)

reasons to pass on the opportunity:
i will leave suddenly (current estimates put that at about 7months from now but you never know).
my personality does not match well with everyone.
i will make you gather unholy amounts of lumber.
bad things happen.

you can try finding kralmir (the one from pitcairn) on skype but chances are i will forget to log in there so your best bets are either contacting me here or finding kralmir on steam.

[venatorvenator]

This was the funniest post here since ternlef's weird stuff. Will totally contact you with an offer as soon as I have a keyboard bigger than my thumb to type on.