Awesome. Exactly what I wanted. I just started the game an hour ago and haven't got a clue so I was looking for someone to boss me around.

I don't know what scents are, but I'll do whatever you say. Same with trolling. Is it still trolling if I pay back all damage plus a tip to cover time spent? I will follow the rule either way.
I plan to contribute, even if you don't accept me it sounds like a fun project... Provided I can find you.
I'm over 18. Quite a bit.
The only problem is skype. I run a linux machine and skype conflicts with my system (because skype actively works to lock the community away from others) so it's a deal breaker. I can use google talk (best option), yahoo chat, ICQ, AIM, facebook and almost any other chat program.
Also, if it matters, I'm in Central European Summer Time, but I tend to stay up late.
I hope the skype thing doesn't put you off to much because this is the village I want to be in. I know I don't have much to offer now, but I'm a sucker for learning about games (or anything really), I'll probably spend the next few days reading 90% of the wiki. I won't stay clueless for long.