Game Development: Rhyme of the Ancient Seamark

[SnowWiggles]

Too bad there are no dogs. That would be super cool if you could tame them and then they follow you around like your buddy

[eliminoid]

Today's Patch Item, for the fair price of $5, is "Jaws!".

$5 Dun-dun-dun-dun. Watch out above! Sharp fins, biting things! We're going to need a bigger boat!

Is this a Jojo reference???!!

[jorb]

Too bad there are no dogs. That would be super cool if you could tame them and then they follow you around like your buddy

Hmm. True that. We can add wolf taming now. Should get on that.

Poodles? Chihuahuas?

[Burinn]

Is this a Jojo reference???!!

Jaws... Only one of the most famous movies of all time.

[SnowWiggles]

Too bad there are no dogs. That would be super cool if you could tame them and then they follow you around like your buddy

Hmm. True that. We can add wolf taming now. Should get on that.

Poodles? Chihuahuas?

actually wolves sound better, what would be their function if any other than meat grinding

[jorb]

Figured we'd give you retards some time to figure it out first.

sick burn. Have you decided on the timings for brick vs palisade? Will we get to know the numbers beforehand as to how much auth is needed, drain/hr, etc?

Leaning toward 24/32 palisade/brick. Feel free to suggest what you think would be reasonable.

[eliminoid]

Jaws... Only one of the most famous movies of all time.

This movie is obviously a Jojo reference then.

[jorb]

Seamarks displease me, but here we go. At least the deep oceans are still free.

How so? Shouldn't it be possible to spread over the oceans?

[Burinn]

Jaws... Only one of the most famous movies of all time.

This movie is obviously a Jojo reference then.

What the hell is a Jojo

[DatSheep]

I swear to glob if you make the dogs poodles or chihahuas...

Anyways GREAT patch Jorb!! Stockpile crafting is finna be epic as well as ANT QUEEN WINGS YESSS. Cute hat too, did you actually make it 5 dollars by accident? kek

Also nice another birb nest to rekk