Tell Me Some Jokes

[dageir]

[Teleskop]

a man decides to buy a racing dog and make money on dog racing , he goes to the racing dogs shop and looks at all those racing dogs and then a bulldog approaches him and says "hey,buy me,ill win all races for you" and the man is like "no way u r a buldog,not a racing dog,you will lose" and the bulldog says "come on trust me , you will make a fortune!!!" and the man agrees to buy him and decides to go to a race with him. the race starts and all the dogs immediately outrun bulldog on the first encirclement, the man starts to yell "dafuq u doing bulldog???" and the bulldog says "trust me man,just look!" but still all the dogs outrun him and the man gets more and more angry and the bulldog tells him "chill out i got this" and then comes the final encirclement and all the dogs finish the race and the bulldog comes few minutes later,barely breathing and the man says "dafuq happened bulldog u were supposed to win" and the bulldog says "fuck man i dont know"

[Zeler]

a man decides to buy a racing dog and make money on dog racing , he goes to the racing dogs shop and looks at all those racing dogs and then a bulldog approaches him and says "hey,buy me,ill win all races for you" and the man is like "no way u r a buldog,not a racing dog,you will lose" and the bulldog says "come on trust me , you will make a fortune!!!" and the man agrees to buy him and decides to go to a race with him. the race starts and all the dogs immediately outrun bulldog on the first encirclement, the man starts to yell "dafuq u doing bulldog???" and the bulldog says "trust me man,just look!" but still all the dogs outrun him and the man gets more and more angry and the bulldog tells him "chill out i got this" and then comes the final encirclement and all the dogs finish the race and the bulldog comes few minutes later,barely breathing and the man says "dafuq happened bulldog u were supposed to win" and the bulldog says "fuck man i dont know"

haha, this is the funniest joke man XD

wanted to write it here myself

[dageir]

A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. When the judges had inspected all of the competing dogs, they remarked about the boy's dog: "He's not that shaggy."

[Ysh]

These last few joke is top notch.

[Burinn]

These last few joke is top notch.

You and I have very different opinions about that. I guess that's the consequence of being a multinational forum. Senses of humor vary greatly country to country and language to language.

[Ysh]

These last few joke is top notch.

You and I have very different opinions about that. I guess that's the consequence of being a multinational forum. Senses of humor vary greatly country to country and language to language.

We are both English speaker United States American.

[dageir]

Understanding these jokes takes a high degree of sophistication. Ysh seems to be up to par.

[MagicManICT]

Understanding these jokes takes a high degree of sophistication. Ysh seems to be up to par.

Understanding the joke and finding it funny are different things, though. I understand every single one. I don't necessarily find them funny, or at least, they aren't the things that tickle my funny bone. I can at least see the humor in them to other people.

[dageir]

I stand corrected. Burinn might very well have understood the joke, but lack a sophisticated funny bone.