Funny / Embarrassing stories/pics this world.

[Mazikeen]

I'll start. I'm still pissed about it.

I've been stuck on "flay a beaver" for what feels like forever now, as in my prepared searches I have never seen one.
So of course, late, late last night, I was full of foragables, and I spot the fucker. I drop everything in the water, head to shore and quickly make some shit quality arrows and head back out.

Fun fact, shit quality stone arrows will do NOTHING to a beaver with 20ish mm and a q10 bow. Ko'd.
Salty as fuck, I noticed i was green energy so i went for another round after barely waiting for 10 health. Ko'd again.

Realizing I'm a late night zombie, I ported home and hopped in a bed. I haven't logged in today yet to look at my wounds

TLDR: Don't play while extremely tired

What's yours? I know you got em

[Audiosmurf]

viewtopic.php?f=48&t=70261

So far this world I've read a really embarrassing thread :^)

[Mazikeen]

He really needed to post that here, let's be honest.

[iamahh]

so far I got jumped by a fox that wasn't even hunting my chicken

luckily I had just upgraded my equips and was able to defeat it with a few deep cuts

[VDZ]

On day 1 I figured a river was narrow enough to swim across. 40 asphyxiation damage. (Fortunately, asphyxiation heals rather quickly.)

Like some others, I found out about the 'picking up a fox's prey makes the fox aggro you' change the hard way. So far it's been my only concussion on my main this world.

I made the mistake of trying to light my smelter using an Everglowing Ember. I am now back to using a torch

[ogey]

Made a mistake planning my base and had to move everything several tiles south, terraforming included.

Clicked on some crabs.

[kirion]

Turns out not setting up your combat action bar before aggro'ing your first bat is a bad idea. Who knew.

[MagicManICT]

Turns out not setting up your combat action bar before aggro'ing your first bat is a bad idea. Who knew.

Don't feel too bad. You're not the only one that did this.

[displaced]

i was checking out a newly build palisade, unfinished, way too close on a swamp. thought i'd give them a note.

Then out of the blue, someone RAN towards me, knocked my from my horse, ran away to a boat and hearthed away lol.
It was like a cartoon thing where someone tried to bully me, the only thing what was missing was "ha ha" from nelson.

[Archiplex]

i was out hunting and talking to a friend, started to kill a boar with a bow (mind you i had 5 ua at the time) and my horse ran out of stam, but i kept fighting it around some cliffs while tabbing out to talk periodically, figuring "whats the worst that can happen anyways lol, i have 130hhp"

apparently the worst that can happen is that a very angry bear runs to the top of the cliff i was abusing to kill the boar as i climb up, aggro me instantly, and then down me while i'm descending the cliff (into the boar) and then execute me on the spot

i went from "i'm totally find lol" to "i'm dead" in about .5 seconds