Ysh wrote:
Your average voter ladies and gentlemen. Although i like to think the average voter isn't a racist asshole but that's just wishful thinking.
Re: Tell Me Some Jokes
by The_Lich_King » Sat Jul 16, 2016 3:52 am
Your average voter ladies and gentlemen. Although i like to think the average voter isn't a racist asshole but that's just wishful thinking.
Ysh wrote: I think you are jordancoles. You saying this for throwing off of track to make me thinking I am jordancoles.
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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes
by Ysh » Sat Jul 16, 2016 3:53 am
Kaios wrote:Spice Girls are integral to understanding Ysh's thought process when communicating, duly noted.
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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes
by Adder1234 » Sat Jul 16, 2016 4:15 am
the shortest and stupidest joke i know:
A man walks into a bar and wakes up in hospital.
A man walks into a bar and wakes up in hospital.
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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes
by Patchouli_Knowledge » Sat Jul 16, 2016 4:26 am
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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One way to help uplift your mood is to listen to music or to sing. Singing is actually a pretty decent stress reducer and has other benefits as well. (and no, this is not a joke)
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One way to help uplift your mood is to listen to music or to sing. Singing is actually a pretty decent stress reducer and has other benefits as well. (and no, this is not a joke)
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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes
by Baldarich » Sat Jul 16, 2016 7:43 am
Your life
Teleskop wrote:if the chance to win a lottery is 1 to 1 000 000 it doesnt mean im any closer to winning after buying 1 000 000 tickets
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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes
by dageir » Sat Jul 16, 2016 10:53 am
Hasta wrote:dageir wrote:
Too soon, dude, too soon
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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes
by Grog » Sat Jul 16, 2016 11:59 am
Hasta wrote:dageir wrote:
Too soon, dude, too soon
Ah! Now I got it.
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