Stupid Deaths

[vatas]

At one point in w7, I somehow thought it was good idea to use my main character as bear-bait instead of like 3 alts I had on hand.

[Teleskop]

at w4 we were hunting aurochs while being secured by a sign fence and then one dude from our village wanted to join us so he made hole in the fence to get to us and the aurochs fucking killed everybody that day

[min_the_fair]

at w4 we were hunting aurochs while being secured by a sign fence and then one dude from our village wanted to join us so he made hole in the fence to get to us and the aurochs fucking killed everybody that day

Ahahaha oops! I had a lucky escape when me and the boyfriend were doing similar with mouflon back in the day, and he somehow shot a fox (HOW?) that came and made a hole in the fence. I managed to run to the river and stood there swearing at him for quite some time. Click on the damn combat icon, not a random sheep!

Mind you, my stupidest death was probably when I got trampled by mouflon, because I'd thought yeah, sure, I can aggro these guys and make it to the river before they get me. I was very wrong.

[NOOBY93]

This one time a cunt called Purus Cor summon killed me while I was living in his village, Trollheim or something like that

[MrPunchers]

I was hunting a moose with a friend, thought it would be good idea to get on land for better shot, since I didn't know it could smash boat, fucking gibbed me.

[boreial]

early w7, plucking an aurochs hair as a lowbie while in the middle of a forest with nowhere to escape.

[Adder1234]

This one time a cunt called Purus Cor summon killed me while I was living in his village, Trollheim or something like that

With a name like Trollheim you probably should have expected something like that

[linkfanpc]

My brother saw a herd of arouchsen. He started plucking hairs. He plucked one Then two. Then three. Then he plucked his final hair before the entire herd ganged up on him and murdered his face.

[borka]

Fighting a Troll with very low health on my main - being boating on a cave lake ... with all my keys on me and no moulds ... (and the most stupid thing was i had escaped, ported and went back straight away greed makes you become an idiot ... ) ... and on lake you even don't see boulders falling ...

[GenghisKhan44]

I suppose choosing to fight a guy with a winghelm with my bare fists, rather than getting a boat and running from the local militia might have been a rather foolish move...