Yo mama so fat...

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Re: Yo mama so fat...

Postby Robben_DuMarsch » Fri Aug 22, 2025 12:30 am

Nightdawg wrote:It took the devs 8 months to push the patch that added her to the game


So gigantic in 2015 but petite in 2025?
Good on her for getting healthy.
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Re: Yo mama so fat...

Postby SpacePig » Fri Aug 22, 2025 4:43 am

She swims from continent to continent without a boat.
Mammoths think she's one of them.
When she enters the Great Hall, the next player is told that the container is full.
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Re: Yo mama so fat...

Postby meabeab » Fri Aug 22, 2025 10:28 pm

She has to rely on knarr sails since terrifying “A Pair of Unbranded White Boxers Disappears for Good in Abyssal Chasm!” accident.
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Re: Yo mama so fat...

Postby pagsiu » Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:40 pm

she's unable to tell apart her bellybutton and a minehole shaft
strange crystals grow under her skin flaps
she gets 'here be dragons' when switching sides on her bed
Hearthlands resident since World 2.
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