Yo mama so fat...

[Robben_DuMarsch]

It took the devs 8 months to push the patch that added her to the game

So gigantic in 2015 but petite in 2025?
Good on her for getting healthy.

[SpacePig]

She swims from continent to continent without a boat.
Mammoths think she's one of them.
When she enters the Great Hall, the next player is told that the container is full.

[meabeab]

She has to rely on knarr sails since terrifying “A Pair of Unbranded White Boxers Disappears for Good in Abyssal Chasm!” accident.

[pagsiu]

she's unable to tell apart her bellybutton and a minehole shaft
strange crystals grow under her skin flaps
she gets 'here be dragons' when switching sides on her bed

[Interrogation]

She has a mine support radius
She has dried and needs a wrecking ball to be destroyed
She takes 10k auth from a vclaim she is inside of