The Fetid Craving of the Clenched Clam

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Re: The Fetid Craving of the Clenched Clam

Postby sMartins » Thu Dec 04, 2025 9:19 pm

Make friends with the other crabs or try to escape the bucket.
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Re: The Fetid Craving of the Clenched Clam

Postby TemuSoldier » Thu Dec 04, 2025 9:41 pm

tried to make sense of the martinslop. my time has been successfully wasted
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The Dark Splotch Where I Reside

Postby dUmbins » Fri Dec 05, 2025 8:23 pm

I'll be your Jonny on the spot
I'll be your Jonny on the spot
My daddy died, and left me all he's got
I'll be your Jonny on the spot

I get up early in the morn'
I get up early in the morn'
I slop the pigs, and momma shucks the corn
I get up early in the morn'

I got a Chevy with a Mopar cam
I got a Chevy with a Mopar cam
I've got a Chevy with a Mopar cam
I'll be your Jonny on the spot

I'll be your Jonny on the spot
I'll be your Jonny on the spot
My daddy died, and left me all he's got
I'll be your Jonny on the spot

I get up early in the morn'
I get up early in the morn'
I slop the pigs, and momma shucks the corn
I get up early in the morn'

I got a Chevy with a Mopar cam
I got a Chevy with a Mopar cam
I've got a Chevy with a Mopar cam
I'll be your Jonny on the spot
I have crabs.
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Re: The Fetid Craving of the Clenched Clam

Postby sMartins » Sun Dec 07, 2025 5:53 pm

Toxicity
by System of a Down

Conversion, software version 7.0
Looking at life through the eyes of a tire hub
Eating seeds as a pastime activity
The toxicity of our city, of our city
You, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder? Disorder
Now somewhere between the sacred silence
Sacred silence and sleep
Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep
Disorder, disorder, disorder
More wood for their fires, loud neighbors
Flashlight reveries caught in the headlights of a truck
Eating seeds as a pastime activity
The toxicity of our city, of our city
You, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder? Disorder
Now somewhere between the sacred silence
Sacred silence and sleep
Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep
Disorder, disorder, disorder
You, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder?
Now somewhere between the sacred silence
Sacred silence and sleep
Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep
Disorder, disorder, disorder
When I became the sun
I shone life into the man's hearts
When I became the sun
I shone life into the man's hearts
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The Mammalian Tentacle Flutters

Postby dUmbins » Wed Dec 10, 2025 2:05 am

I'm waving my dick in the wind
I'm waving my dick in the wind
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
But I'm waving my dick in the wind

I'm lost in the sauce once again
I'm lost in the sauce once again
If I make it through the night, everything will be alright
But I'm lost in the sauce once again

It's been 97 days since I laid my head beside you
And a million miles of highway in-between
There's some red and blue lights that are shining right behind me
And that pig's pretty mean, bastard

You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
You should have seen old Jimmy Wilson dance
Give that boy a dime, and you could have a chance
To see old Jimmy Wilson dance

I've got a real good feeling 'bout old Jimmy Wilson
Sure enough, he's got what it takes
Do another number for me, please won't you, Jimmy?

'Cause you're a real good dancer

I'm waving my dick in the wind (ooh)
I'm waving my dick in the wind (ooh)
If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight
But I'm waving my dick in the wind

Waving my dick in the wind
I'm waving my, dick in the wind
I have crabs.
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A Most Unrefreshing Zephyr

Postby dUmbins » Mon Dec 15, 2025 10:32 pm

Cold blows the wind over my true love
Cold blows the drops of rain
I never had but one true love and in Campville, he was slain

I'll do as much for my true love as any young girl may
I'll sit and weep down by his grave for 12 months and one day

But when 12 months were come and gone, this young man, he arose
What makes you weep down by my grave?
I can't take my repose

One kiss, one kiss of your lily-white lips
One kiss is all I crave
One kiss, one kiss of your lily-white lips
And return back to your grave

My lips, they are as cold as my clay
My breath is heavy and strong
If thou was to kiss my lily-white lips, thy days would not be long

Oh, don't you remember the Garden Grove where we used to walk?
Pluck the finest flower of them all, 'twill wither to a stalk

Go fetch me a nun from the dungeon deep and water from a stone
And white milk from a maiden's breast, that babe 'ere never known

Go dig me a grave both long, wide and deep, as quickly as you may
I'll lie down in it and take one sleep for 12 months and one day

Cold blows the wind over my true love
Cold blows the drops of rain
I never had but one true love and in Campville, he was slain

I'll do as much for my true love as any young girl may
I'll sit and weep down by his grave for 12 months and one day
I have crabs.
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Re: The Fetid Craving of the Clenched Clam

Postby sMartins » Tue Dec 16, 2025 2:45 pm

Sailor's Hornpipe
by Dodo

Oh, a sailor's life is the life for me,
How I love to sail
O'er the bounding sea
And I never never ever
Do a thing about the weather
For the weather never ever
Does a thing for me

Oh, a sailor's life is the life for me,
How I love to sail
O'er the bounding sea
If you want to sail
A ship like mine
And be a sailor all the time
Then learn to do
The Sailor's Hornpipe
Just like me

And I love the wind a'blowin'
As we leave the quay,
'Till we round the jetty and
We let the sail blow free
Cause I always had the notion
For a life upon the ocean
Dance the Hornpipe to the
motion of the rolling sea
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