Physiognomy and Sophistry

[dUmbins]

There are basically two types of people, and I am both.

[Nictos]

THE FOOL

There was once a man
Who found the Book of Life
He picked up the book
He says
"I wish I knew how to fucking read"
His wish was granted
He read
Then he died
The end?

[Nictos]

THE SAVIOR

Two men were arguing by a tree
One says
"You're retarded"
The other says
"No, you're retarded"
A third man walks in
He says
"I'm retarded"
Both men agree
And hang the retard up on the tree
For all to see

[dUmbins]

THE SAVIOR

Two men were arguing by a tree
One says
"You're retarded"
The other says
"No, you're retarded"
A third man walks in
He says
"I'm retarded"
Both men agree
And hang the retard on the tree
For all to see

Should perhaps have titled this one ‘Haven & Hearth’