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Re: I got fucked by invisible walruses :(

Postby Robben_DuMarsch » Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:06 pm

Now we just need ravenous wolf packs and pterodactyls.
The pterodactyl should have a 27 foot wingspan and should blot out the sun, with just a shadow to herald your impending doom.
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Re: I got fucked by invisible walruses :(

Postby berthedin » Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:24 pm

where are dragons?
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Re: I got fucked by invisible walruses :(

Postby Robben_DuMarsch » Thu Jan 12, 2017 3:54 pm

berthedin wrote:where are dragons?


It should hop walls and fuck with people.
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Re: I got fucked by invisible walruses :(

Postby jorb » Mon Feb 13, 2017 5:15 pm

Robben_DuMarsch wrote:Now we just need ravenous wolf packs and pterodactyls.
The pterodactyl should have a 27 foot wingspan and should blot out the sun, with just a shadow to herald your impending doom.


I like how you think.
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Re: I got fucked by invisible walruses :(

Postby abt79 » Mon Feb 13, 2017 7:26 pm

Robben_DuMarsch wrote:Now we just need ravenous wolf packs and pterodactyls.
The pterodactyl should have a 27 foot wingspan and should blot out the sun, with just a shadow to herald your impending doom.

But they're ancient creatures that didn't exist alongside man, that would ruin the realism!

On an entirely unrelated note trolls should be able to hop up mineholes
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Re: I got fucked by invisible walruses :(

Postby MagicManICT » Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:07 pm

abt79 wrote:
Robben_DuMarsch wrote:Now we just need ravenous wolf packs and pterodactyls.
The pterodactyl should have a 27 foot wingspan and should blot out the sun, with just a shadow to herald your impending doom.

But they're ancient creatures that didn't exist alongside man, that would ruin the realism!

And yet we have stories of dragons. What were those? How did we come up with the idea if we hadn't seen it?
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Re: I got fucked by invisible walruses :(

Postby shampizle » Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:13 pm

MagicManICT wrote:
abt79 wrote:
Robben_DuMarsch wrote:Now we just need ravenous wolf packs and pterodactyls.
The pterodactyl should have a 27 foot wingspan and should blot out the sun, with just a shadow to herald your impending doom.

But they're ancient creatures that didn't exist alongside man, that would ruin the realism!

And yet we have stories of dragons. What were those? How did we come up with the idea if we hadn't seen it?


Just like how man made up god. We don't see him or it makes no logical sense but yet "he is real"
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Re: I got fucked by invisible walruses :(

Postby CTheRain » Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:13 pm

Robben_DuMarsch wrote:
berthedin wrote:where are dragons?


It should hop walls and fuck with people.


Roaming world boss is what I think a dragon would be like. Hard as fuck to kill. Head, Claws and Tail have different attacks. Each part can attack a single person or individual targets. ¦] Attacks livestock in villages and eats anything made of metal.
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Re: I got fucked by invisible walruses :(

Postby blank » Tue Feb 14, 2017 3:18 am

You have to shave their back and make them purr... only then will they leave you alone..
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Re: I got fucked by invisible walruses :(

Postby Hrenli » Tue Feb 14, 2017 3:51 pm

CTheRain wrote:Hard as fuck to kill.


Nope. Just 20 wax, 30 ropes, 45 brimstones and fresh boar hide to make a fake pig which explodes inside the dragon.
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