Tell Me Some Jokes

[avros008]

A man goes into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide.
The librarian says 'fuck off you won't bring it back'

[vatas]

[Teleskop]

a guy walks into a donut store and asks for 10 jam filled donuts and he peels the dough of it and leaves just the inside jam and next day he comes and does it again and the next day he does the same and the shop owner asks him "are you a biker" and he says "oh yes how did you know" and she says "because theres a bike outside"

This is very fun joke. Is it ok if I using this one myself?

Yes ofcourse

[MagicManICT]

poli joke

I know, right?

[Burinn]

I am thoroughly disappointed with the fact that the vast majority of these posts are not funny. I tried I guess

[Teleskop]

I am thoroughly disappointed with the fact that the vast majority of these posts are not funny. I tried I guess

your presence is funny enough xD

[MagicManICT]

I am thoroughly disappointed with the fact that the vast majority of these posts are not funny. I tried I guess

A sense of humor is something that is acquired. And much like opinions and assholes, everyone has their own.

[Burinn]

I am thoroughly disappointed with the fact that the vast majority of these posts are not funny. I tried I guess

A sense of humor is something that is acquired. And much like opinions and assholes, everyone has their own.

Not everyone has an opinion on everything and not everyone has an asshole. What a dumb saying.

[Teleskop]

I am thoroughly disappointed with the fact that the vast majority of these posts are not funny. I tried I guess

A sense of humor is something that is acquired. And much like opinions and assholes, everyone has their own.

Not everyone has an opinion on everything and not everyone has an asshole. What a dumb saying.

i doubt this was for literal interpretation

[Grog]

[...] and not everyone has an asshole.

Wait, what?!

Do you know certain examples or are you just disagreeing for the sake of disagreeing?