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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes

Postby Alkaline » Sat Aug 13, 2016 5:50 pm

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you mom no loving you

Perhaps yes somehow will not bring any good
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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes

Postby dageir » Sat Aug 13, 2016 6:17 pm

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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes

Postby GenghisKhan44 » Sun Aug 14, 2016 7:45 pm

Third wave feminism is to first wave feminism what Austin Powers is to James Bond.

Is that a joke or just cold, hard fact?
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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes

Postby dzielny_wojownik » Sun Aug 14, 2016 8:26 pm

my profile is a joke
There was a wise soviet conscript that was surrounded by the enemy on the battle of Stalingrad. A mortar shot teared his pants apart causing a big hole in his pants right on his right butt cheek. He felt a glorious cold ass breeze of wind on his butt cheek, like it would be sent by stalin himself, he said - hide your butts
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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes

Postby Grog » Sun Aug 14, 2016 8:41 pm

GenghisKhan44 wrote:Third wave feminism is to first wave feminism what Austin Powers is to James Bond.

Is that a joke or just cold, hard fact?

That's so vague, I can barely give you a yes.
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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes

Postby sMartins » Fri Aug 19, 2016 5:05 pm

A bear and a rabbit are both taking a shit in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" And the rabbit replies "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes

Postby dageir » Fri Aug 19, 2016 5:11 pm

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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes

Postby Teleskop » Fri Aug 19, 2016 5:56 pm

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do you like to look at your fecalia after you poop
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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes

Postby dageir » Fri Aug 19, 2016 6:46 pm

Yes:
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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes

Postby julian12it » Fri Aug 19, 2016 8:10 pm

Haven and Hearth is a pretty good joke.
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