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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes

Postby pedorlee » Sun Aug 28, 2016 11:59 am

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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes

Postby pedorlee » Sun Aug 28, 2016 12:05 pm

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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes

Postby dageir » Sun Aug 28, 2016 5:24 pm

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I wish that magazine actually existed.

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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes

Postby Enjoyment » Mon Aug 29, 2016 10:19 am

Two geologists working on the far arctic north. Suddenly, the angry white bear approach. First guy starts to run while second one gets his sneakers from backpack and start changing his boots. The first one says: "Are you dumb? The white bear can run with 50 mph speed - do you think you can run faster?". And second one answers: "I don't want to be faster than bear. I want to be faster than you!"...
English is neither my native lang, nor my best side...
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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes

Postby sMartins » Mon Aug 29, 2016 4:12 pm

:D
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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes

Postby GenghisKhan44 » Mon Aug 29, 2016 6:26 pm

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It's been forever and a day since I saw a Dell Yearling or one of those other dreadful American children's books! It takes me back! :D Anyone else remember those?

Anyway, bad jokes seems to yield quite a few good ones:

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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes

Postby dageir » Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:38 pm

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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes

Postby MagicManICT » Sat Sep 03, 2016 2:52 am

Who's on First?

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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes

Postby dageir » Sat Sep 17, 2016 10:00 am

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Re: Tell Me Some Jokes

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