by DDDsDD999 » Thu Apr 21, 2016 4:15 am 
Recently, Willy and his wizards have yearned for adventure. We would like, you the faithful muggle patron, to fund this adventure. We have established that a ship is necessary for this journey, and have created a touring plan.
First, we will accquire a ship. Originally we were going to have the local house muggles construct a ship, but that plan fell through. We have searched far and wide for the finest vessel for our needs. While this ship may not seem particularly fitting for grand wizards of the highest caliber, we have determined that while touring the high seas we can forcefully take over any ships we come across and slowly upgrade our vessel. We have determined that our final goal is a few air-carriers so we can fight the United States military. The more you fund us, the stronger ship we can buy initially in order to hasten our goal of global domination.
Now you may wonder how we plan to do this. After accquiring our vessel, we will sail towards Sri Lanka. Onepledore has provided us with enough weapons, ammunition, alcohol, and dried rations to last us 3 generations. We will board an island near Sri Lanka and forcefully enslave the natives (see: the Nanking massacre). Once we have slimmed the native population to a docile yet controllable size, we will have them board our ship and use their man-power to steal more ships.
In addition, we will create a consistent population upon the ship. While we do not currently have any females in the Willy's Wizards group, we will use our ship (experimental names: Pussy-Wracker, LadyBloo) to attract the most attractive of female muggles and use them to create a large, productive mud-blood population. While creating new mud-blood babies may not seem efficient enough for our world domination schedule, we suspect the use of child soldiers will be greatly effective, as is the case in Africa.
Please consider funding the Willy's Wizards fund for a better, brighter world-controlling power.
Fund Willy's Wizards!
Smell of Arrogance
