Patch Anticipation Station

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Patch Anticipation Station

Postby Ysh » Tue May 31, 2016 3:47 pm

Friends! It is the day we have all awaited for this time. Patch is coming to fix all issues with game today and we may rejoice!
Typical developer lies:
jorb wrote:We're aiming for Tuesday...guarantees.

jorb wrote:
CSPAN wrote:Big update [31 May 2016] boisssss

Do note that I did...guarantee that.

jorb wrote:
Alkaline wrote:when is the update
[31 May 2016].

jorb wrote:
9002exp wrote:do you believe the combat update will fix combat?
will it make a whole new meta? or keep sort of the same build
It will [fix combat and everything else wrong with the game currently, I believe].


EDIT: Big badness, friends! Despair now is likely.

jorb wrote:As was half-expected this is going to take us another week's worth of dev sessions to get right. No patch tonight.

ded gaem
jorb wrote:Tue May 31, 2016 3:08 pm

jorb wrote:Tue May 31, 2016 3:08 pm

jorb wrote:this is going to take us another week

(May 31 + (One Week * Seven Days / One Week)) % (Month of May * 31 Days / Month of May)
(May 31 + (One Week * Seven Days /One Week)) % (Month of May * 31 Days / Month of May)
(May 31 + Seven Days) % (31 Days)
(31 + 7) % 31
38 % 31
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7 June 2016
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jorb wrote:We're not confident enough to upload what we have to the real server tonight, as it isn't quite finished in all details, but we are going to launch a test server with it, as it's probably at a point where input could be meaningful.

sorta happening!!

ok i teach you how to post in this:
step 0. ignore moderator/developer lies at all cost
step 1. get a forum face
step 2. spam this image:
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step 3. cry when there's no patch
step 4. spam ded gaem
step 5. repeat steps 2 - 4 each week until game is patched with something more than hedgehogs
step 6. spam alive game and do steps 2 - 5 next week.

stupid emoticons(work in progress these suck bigtime):
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Re: Patch Anticipation Station

Postby bananza » Tue May 31, 2016 3:50 pm

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Re: Patch Anticipation Station

Postby Ysh » Tue May 31, 2016 3:52 pm

bananza wrote:dirty american

Just showered this morning, honesty!
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Re: Patch Anticipation Station

Postby APXEOLOG » Tue May 31, 2016 3:58 pm

Ysh wrote:Patch is coming to fix all issues

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Re: Patch Anticipation Station

Postby Zeler » Tue May 31, 2016 3:59 pm

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PvP fixed today
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Re: Patch Anticipation Station

Postby ravenguard19 » Tue May 31, 2016 5:55 pm

Waiting for the patch notes so i can view them in my TELESKOP
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Because we can and we will.... die!
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Re: Patch Anticipation Station

Postby Ysh » Tue May 31, 2016 6:03 pm

ravenguard19 wrote:Waiting for the patch notes so i can view them in my TELESKOP
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I like to think that this teleskop is always watching with some blessings.
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Re: Patch Anticipation Station

Postby DDDsDD999 » Tue May 31, 2016 7:09 pm

Combat upd8!!!

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Re: Patch Anticipation Station

Postby Ysh » Tue May 31, 2016 7:13 pm

DDDsDD999 wrote:Image

This is spirits! This is picture of you being fed? I like the celebrate!
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