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H&H yo mama jokes

Postby Ants » Sun Apr 07, 2019 12:01 am

POST THEM!

yo mama so ugly loftar used her as a model to draw the females in hafen

yo mama so ugly I put a pine cone on her head and called her a cone cow

yo mama so fat I built a great hall on her ass but then I had to move to the swamp because it smelled better

yo momma so low q she gave birth to you

Yo mama so fat, when she gets out of bed and makes one step, she instantly gets 100% travel weariness

Yo mama so fat, she needs a bonfire instead of a hearth fire

Yo momma so fat, people tried to make a realm on her but they couldn't find any gold

yo mama so fat she has 20k in constitution

yo mama so dumb when she makes curios they actually deduct lp

yo mama so ugly trolls don't aggro her, they try to breed with her
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Re: H&H yo mama jokes

Postby avros008 » Mon Apr 08, 2019 10:43 am

Quality thread :D :D
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Re: H&H yo mama jokes

Postby Lyrroth » Mon Apr 08, 2019 11:31 am

yo mama so ugly even shubla dont want to post here
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Re: H&H yo mama jokes

Postby Ants » Mon Apr 08, 2019 6:33 pm

yo mama is so cock hungry, she's always at 0% ravenous :o

I'm taking most of these from discord, by the way. Other people came up with most of them, I just thought it would be a good idea to archive them on the forum.
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Re: H&H yo mama jokes

Postby Bolillo » Fri Apr 12, 2019 9:53 pm

Refer to own signature :ugeek:
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"You momma is so fat, it takes 3 lawspeakers to oath her"
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Re: H&H yo mama jokes

Postby shubla » Mon Jan 20, 2020 1:57 am

yo mama is so fat that jorb had to revert update to damage formula due to integer overflow
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Re: H&H yo mama jokes

Postby Lyrroth » Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:00 pm

Lyrroth wrote:yo mama so ugly even shubla dont want to post here


it lost its meaning now
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