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Conspiracy Theory :Jorb got bored of haven

Postby Teleskop » Sat Jun 18, 2022 4:29 am

HnH is already like what? 13 years old ? With hafen being 7 years old jorb and loftar already had dozen of time to get bored with the project .

What if they burned out? What if the lazily done recent updates arent a sign of they working up something big but a sign of them having to force themselves to put out content,slowly making working on the game feel like a bigger and bigger chore?

What if instead of getting the next world annouced we will get HAVEN IS CLOSING annoucement ??!?!?!?!?!?
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Re: Conspiracy Theory :Jorb got bored of haven

Postby bumfrog » Sat Jun 18, 2022 4:47 am

where were u when hafen is dies?

i was sat at home playing good game when discord ping

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Re: Conspiracy Theory :Jorb got bored of haven

Postby pawnchito » Sat Jun 18, 2022 4:51 am

Yall are just feeding the mystique some more.

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Re: Conspiracy Theory :Jorb got bored of haven

Postby Teleskop » Sat Jun 18, 2022 4:54 am

pawnchito wrote:Yall are just feeding the mystic some more.

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ppppeople still have jorb and loftar pictures ffffrom salem website conserved for the sake of mememaking
tthats speaks of the loyalty to the devs
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Re: Conspiracy Theory :Jorb got bored of haven

Postby pawnchito » Sat Jun 18, 2022 4:58 am

i googled and it was the first result?

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Re: Conspiracy Theory :Jorb got bored of haven

Postby WowGain » Sat Jun 18, 2022 7:53 am

youre finnish, arent you
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Re: Conspiracy Theory :Jorb got bored of haven

Postby vatas » Sat Jun 18, 2022 9:18 am

pawnchito wrote:i googled and it was the first result?


I only got pictures of Coach Z from Homestar Runner. (He mispells or mispronounces "job" as "jorb")
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Re: Conspiracy Theory :Jorb got bored of haven

Postby Teleskop » Sun Jun 19, 2022 4:43 am

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Baldarich wrote:Im writing this just to increase my post count xd

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Re: Conspiracy Theory :Jorb got bored of haven

Postby jordancoles » Fri Jun 24, 2022 6:01 am

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