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The Fetid Craving of the Clenched Clam

Postby dUmbins » Thu Nov 27, 2025 10:01 pm

Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist,
Of the wormlike tips of tentacles expanding,
In my mind, I'm fine, accepting only fresh brine,
You can get another drop of this - yeah, you wish.
The mutilated lips.
I have crabs.
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Re: The Fetid Craving of the Clenched Clam

Postby sMartouts » Fri Nov 28, 2025 12:06 am

Profound insight. Bravissimo baciarelli pasta la vista via de la rosa. Congratulations.
Make friends with the other buckets or try to escape the crab.
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Parade of the Third Ascetic Offspring

Postby dUmbins » Sat Nov 29, 2025 3:01 am

The children saw the eye,

As a sign from God,

Descending from the sky,

It was alright to dream,

Of Buckingham Green!


dum dadada dum dadada


"Summon the queen,"

Spoke of the
C H I L D of the eye,

It's time to fly!

Turning fire to steam,

On Buckingham Green!
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Re: The Fetid Craving of the Clenched Clam

Postby sMartins » Sat Nov 29, 2025 6:08 am

Nude
by RadioHead

Don't get any big ideas
They're not gonna happen
You paint yourself white
And fill up with noise
But there'll be something missing
Now that you found it
It's gone
Now that you feel it
You don't
You've gone off the rails
So don't get any big ideas
They're not gonna happen
You'll go to Hell
For what your dirty mind
Is thinking
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Existence of a Briny Bludger: Nonsensical Escapades

Postby dUmbins » Sat Nov 29, 2025 11:56 pm

Get off my ass, ya wee bitty FUK!
If I pull out the claymore, you're shit outta luck!
Who's that girl, that pretty young thing?
After I fuck'er, she'll get up and sing!

Aye, aye, aye,
Sharpen your boot and bludgeon your eye!
Aye, aye, aye,
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye!

Down to the pub for a two shilling ale,
The bread on the counter is going stale.
If I don't GET some fresh bread SOON,
Gon' punch in your face and bark at the Moon!

Ain't got no girl 'cause I haven't the time!
Got too many other, things on me mind!
Patty was nice, she was pale and cute,
But I threw her away like an old piece of F R U I T!

Aye, aye, aye,
Sharpen your boot and bludgeon your eye!
Aye, aye, aye,
The Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye!
I have crabs.
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Re: He Died For Sins

Postby dUmbins » Wed Dec 03, 2025 6:16 pm

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He stood unshaken, a voice in the storm,
A man of conviction, a heart reborn,
He spoke the truth when the cost was high,
He lived for Jesus, unafraid to die.


WE ARE CHAARLIE KIIIIIIIRK, WE CAAAAAAAAAAARRY THE FLaME!
WE’LL FIIIIGHT FOR THE GOSPELLL, WE’ll HONOOOR HIIIIIIS naME!!!

We are Charlie Kirk, his courage our own,
Together unbroken, we'll make Heaven known.



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Re: The Fetid Craving of the Clenched Clam

Postby sMartins » Wed Dec 03, 2025 8:07 pm

Crazy
by Gnarls Barkley

I remember when
I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that place
Even your emotions have an echo in so much space
Hmm
And when you're out there without care
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much, hm
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Possibly
And I hope that you are having the time of your life
But think twice, that's my only advice, mm
Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you
Who do you think you are?
Ha-ha-ha, bless your soul
You really think you're in control, well
I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
I think you're crazy
Just like me
My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on the limb
And all I remember is thinking "I want to be like them"
Ever since I was little
Ever since I was little, it looked like fun
And it's no coincidence I've come
And I can die when I'm done
But maybe I'm crazy
Maybe you're crazy
Maybe we're crazy
Probably
Whoo-ooh-whoo
Whoo-ooh
Whoo-hmm-mm
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Re: The Fetid Craving of the Clenched Clam

Postby jordancoles » Thu Dec 04, 2025 4:19 am

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Duhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off. :lol:

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His Slippery Aura Vexes Me

Postby dUmbins » Thu Dec 04, 2025 6:13 pm

Sitting alone in the den,
Watching the eel.
Help me find my way home,
Watching the eel.

Burrows it's head in the sand,
Daylight has come.
There shall be rest in a while,
Daylight has come.

I cannot repeal:
The words of the golden eel!

Who can explain all these thoughts?
Racking my mind.
An endless barrage of shit,
Racking my mind.
The eel offered his help,
I can't understand.
Speaking it's truth from the bank,
Now I can see.

I cannot repeal,
The words of the golden eel!
I cannot repeal,
The words of the golden eel!

I cannot reveal:
The words of the golden eel!
I cannot reveal:
The words of the golden eel!
I cannot reveal:
The words of the golden eel!
I cannot reveal:
The words of the golden eel!
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Re: The Fetid Craving of the Clenched Clam

Postby joojoo1975 » Thu Dec 04, 2025 8:40 pm

As I sit at my desk, reading over these words

wondering how many border collies and how many herds

As this cesspool of a drug to which we all groan

As it goes in our veins like sins to atone

There is nothing for you here reader, nothing to gain

There is nothing for you here reader, nothing but pain

But you shall not listen, it's already set in motion

You're just in a hole, told to put on the lotion

So put on your best smile and look straight into the light

You shall never be clean, nor the same, after this night.
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