how to make art with bollocks

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how to make art with bollocks

Postby Ants » Thu Jan 23, 2020 6:28 am

Step one: Gather ten male animals. Castrate them.
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Step two: Turn nine bollocks into meat cuts. Turn the other into nutjerky.
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Step three: Turn the meat cuts into rendered fat and burn the nutjerky in an oven while forcing the victims to watch.
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Step four: Mix the scrotal fat and ashes to make black pigment.
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Step five: Smear the resulting testicular paste all over your walls. Don't forget to dab on the eunuchs! 8-) 8-) 8-)
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And before you ask yes, the pigment I made from this has memories of pain.
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Re: how to make art with bollocks

Postby fatfunnyvalentine » Sat Jan 25, 2020 12:06 am

Ants wrote:Turn the other into nutjerky.



you made the ultimate nutjerky by using nuts with the nuts
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