Onep wrote:jordancoles wrote:Hurf durf cocks.
Well stated jococo! I do love pretty picture books!
Ladies and gentlemen, I am please to present to you, the post of an average New Brodgar citizen!
What a thriving metropolis
Re: New Brodgar - War of Newb Defense
by jordancoles » Mon Nov 16, 2015 10:34 am
Ladies and gentlemen, I am please to present to you, the post of an average New Brodgar citizen!
What a thriving metropolis
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Re: New Brodgar - War of Newb Defense
by Onep » Mon Nov 16, 2015 10:39 am
Because it's not worth trying talk with you. 
And my, oh my, look where we are now?
And my, oh my, look where we are now?
“We still, alas, cannot forestall it-
This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”
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This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”
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Re: New Brodgar - War of Newb Defense
by Grable » Mon Nov 16, 2015 10:40 am
As a neutral observer in this whole Brodgar thing, I must say that Brodgar gives off a very Stalinist era USSR vibe.
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Re: New Brodgar - War of Newb Defense
by Onep » Mon Nov 16, 2015 10:43 am
Can someone please do portraits of Robben in the socialist realism style? Hail, glorious leader!
“We still, alas, cannot forestall it-
This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”
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This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”
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Re: New Brodgar - War of Newb Defense
by Onep » Mon Nov 16, 2015 10:50 am
Okay, seriously, where the hell do you get that vibe from? Because Brodgar is fighting Nazis? We're starving Ukraine? Relocating indigenous populations? Sending robots into space? Fighting capitalism? Sending people to gulags (note to self: construct gulags)?
“We still, alas, cannot forestall it-
This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”
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This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”
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Re: New Brodgar - War of Newb Defense
by rye130 » Mon Nov 16, 2015 10:54 am
Onep wrote:
Sounds just like Robben to me! What a Glorious Leader!
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Re: New Brodgar - War of Newb Defense
by Onep » Mon Nov 16, 2015 10:59 am
Or you know, like 99%* of the posts made here.
*Statistics pulled out of my ass may vary.
*Statistics pulled out of my ass may vary.
“We still, alas, cannot forestall it-
This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”
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This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”
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Re: New Brodgar - War of Newb Defense
by Onep » Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:21 am
Guys, I did it for you:
Sorry, I didn't have that faux USSR era font that's definitely not way overused.
Sorry, I didn't have that faux USSR era font that's definitely not way overused.
“We still, alas, cannot forestall it-
This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”
An idea to consider: Tedium, a Feature.
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This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”
An idea to consider: Tedium, a Feature.
Do you like Onep? Do you think he'd look good in green? www.Onep4mod.com
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Re: New Brodgar - War of Newb Defense
by molenga » Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:47 am
So, just so we are all clear on the situation, it is a bad idea for newbs to come near the NB area because they will be killed by the mercenaries hired to defend the newbs from NB...
Sounds pretty controversial to me, but I guess that is Robben´s new concept of an "open city".
Sounds pretty controversial to me, but I guess that is Robben´s new concept of an "open city".
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Re: New Brodgar - War of Newb Defense
by Onep » Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:50 am
Woah, so New Brodgar is hiring mercenaries now? That's news to me.
“We still, alas, cannot forestall it-
This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”
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This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”
An idea to consider: Tedium, a Feature.
Do you like Onep? Do you think he'd look good in green? www.Onep4mod.com
Jorb hates me. :\
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