Thanks Naowhut

[maze]

You walked by my base and kicked my cow....poor cow...

I've been wanting to kill it for the longest time tbh. useless ass thing eating so much food.




the ackward moment when raiders are at your base and your defenders are all outside picking up chickens 2 feet away and no one sees eachother....

Edit:

U1 "there is a dude killing our cow"
U2 "meh"
U3 "what about the pig?"
U2 "meh"
U1 "what are you guys doing?"
U4 "killing chickens outside the west wall"
U1 "their beside the west wall"
U2 "meh"

[bmjclark]

Nao actually didnt want to kill your animals, me and jiochan are the ones who did it despite his protests

[jordancoles]

I literally cried

[maze]

I want to post a nice pic of your visit and yet my village chat is like~

U1 "there is a dude killing our cow"
U2 "meh"
U3 "what about the pig?"
U2 "meh"
U1 "what are you guys doing?"
U4 "killing chickens outside the west wall"
U1 "their beside the west wall"
U2 "meh"

BUT WE GOT EM CHICKENS!


Edit: I should say thanks for not choping down my q10 trees at the back of my base. At least you guys ar'nt being griefing asshats

[Vigilance]

your village is fuckin stupid

reminds me of mine, except my dudes dont kill chickens, that'd be too useful.

[Sarge]

Sorry to hear about the cow guys :s

your village is fuckin stupid

reminds me of mine, except my dudes dont kill chickens, that'd be too useful.

Think yours is stupid? My village:

Issue: We need gates for this brick wall guys, not safe like this and we have very limited wrought.
Result: Yup, quite right, let's make swords. Next day, even more swords made.

Issue: Fucking hell, we'll have to urgently brick wall this bit, it's a security risk, but we have no low grade steel for a gate.
Result: Low q steel crucibles empty for 5 days in a row

Issue: No iron ore for low q steel for urgent brickwall
Result: Mass mine tin ore and larp stone for days in a row

Issue: Why don't we have iron ore for important stuff?
Result: Because we spent our time mining the iron ore so that we could have a black door knob on the new feasting hall instead

Issue: So why is the feasting hall not up yet then?
Result: Because we don't have enough hard leather

Issue: Steel armor takes so long and gives such a big agi penalty, we should consider outfitting our fighters with CTC chests instead. How are we for hard leather?
Result: Hard leather hoarded for feasting hall

Issue: We're under pressure, we need to equip our top fighters with armor urgently. Discuss and develop an agreed upon distribution system.
Result: Issue One-eye McFumblefeet and Stumblefuck O'Squinty with armor instead

Issue: We need to push stength and pickaxe q so we can mine this ore with priority
Result: Take the tree planter's only boughs for a diplomacy trade without his knowledge

We're so pro

[NaoWhut]

lol



I don't approve of cow killing, but damn
your defenders sound top notch. Probably
best they didn't even try xD

[maze]

lol

http://i.imgur.com/EnFA8C4.jpg?1

I don't approve of cow killing, but damn
your defenders sound top notch. Probably
best they didn't even try xD

This is us in combat mode.
2 swords duelwilding doing a 360 no scope.

[Myrgard]

Looking at the screen of the base the urban planner inside me is suffering - most people make at least a rough blueprint of their claim before they start building.

[MagicManICT]

most people make at least a rough blueprint of their claim before they start building.

Not from what I've seen.