Boil live crabs in cauldron

[delsus]

Hello,

I would like to be able to throw some crabs alive into my boiling cauldron so I can eat them the right way.
Thanks ! ~

[abt79]

That's what you get for debuffing my dexterity fuckers
+1

[Gauteamus]

Boiling crabs can make the most zealous carnivore a vegetarian.

It normally goes like this:
The first crab into the cauldron dies immediately from the boiling water, and you feel very humane. Same with crab number two, though the water may not really be boiling anymore. By the time you drop the tenth or so in, the temperature is lowered enough that the crabs are getting a rather warm bath, and you feel terrible frantically trying to get the damn temperature up, fast!

To reflect this, the nth crab you drop into a boiling cauldron after the first one, should temporarily debuff your charisma by Triangle(n).

[abt79]

Boiling crabs can make the most zealous carnivore a vegetarian.

It normally goes like this:
The first crab into the cauldron dies immediately from the boiling water, and you feel very humane. Same with crab number two, though the water may not really be boiling anymore. By the time you drop the tenth or so in, the temperature is lowered enough that the crabs are getting a rather warm bath, and you feel terrible frantically trying to get the damn temperature up, fast!

To reflect this, the nth crab you drop into a boiling cauldron after the first one, should temporarily debuff your charisma by Triangle(n).

they're crabs gayman, I've ripped apart countless harmless little bunny wabbits with my bare hands

[jorb]

Not a bad idea.

[jordancoles]

+1

[blank]

Not a bad idea.

+1

[Granger]

Not a bad idea.

3 Crabs per cauldron then?

[delsus]

Yes, three crabs would fit in the cauldron in total

[beardhat]

I.E, Why can't we boil crabs in a culdron?