Can we have silly weapons in Valhalla?

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Can we have silly weapons in Valhalla?

Postby jordancoles » Thu May 11, 2017 9:24 am

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Re: Can we have silly weapons in Valhalla?

Postby MrPunchers » Thu May 11, 2017 1:50 pm

Why would they make weapons for exclusively Valhalla and waste time for instead just making them for the game itself
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Re: Can we have silly weapons in Valhalla?

Postby Sevenless » Thu May 11, 2017 2:38 pm

MrPunchers wrote:Why would they make weapons for exclusively Valhalla and waste time for instead just making them for the game itself


If they're just weapon skins, they wouldn't take the same level of thought/balance/design that an ingame weapon would.

Maybe the answer is just "weapon skins" like we have "hat skins" for ingame then. Although perhaps limiting them to being applied to a specific weapon, like swords can only use sword skins, so you don't get a B12 to the face unexpectedly when the enemy is holding a one hand rubber chicken.
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Re: Can we have silly weapons in Valhalla?

Postby DDDsDD999 » Thu May 11, 2017 5:33 pm

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Re: Can we have silly weapons in Valhalla?

Postby jordancoles » Fri May 12, 2017 12:02 am

MrPunchers wrote:Why would they make weapons for exclusively Valhalla and waste time for instead just making them for the game itself

The 2-handed sword exists in valhalla

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Re: Can we have silly weapons in Valhalla?

Postby MrPunchers » Fri May 12, 2017 12:08 am

Oh yeah, it does.

What is different about it to the b12? No cd but less damage?
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Re: Can we have silly weapons in Valhalla?

Postby jordancoles » Fri May 12, 2017 4:49 am

MrPunchers wrote:Oh yeah, it does.

What is different about it to the b12? No cd but less damage?

It's likely the same as a b12, you'd think it would have more penetration or something but Valhalla is all kinds of fucked up so it'd be hard to really test in a realistic way
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Re: Can we have silly weapons in Valhalla?

Postby CSPAN » Fri May 12, 2017 10:13 am

Or they could just use Valhalla to publically test potentially new ingame weapons ya feel me?
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Re: Can we have silly weapons in Valhalla?

Postby Thedrah » Fri May 12, 2017 10:30 am

i want daggers for throwing and stabbing
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Re: Can we have silly weapons in Valhalla?

Postby r21187 » Fri May 12, 2017 9:56 pm

about what are you talking?
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