The great corkscrew duck penis. Chance to obtain it while butchering a mallard.
Ducks have the weirdest dick on earth, why isn't haven taking this into account? If i had one of these, i would probably give it a second look.
It would be amazing to see the jorb art design for this.
The curio should be called duck snake, due to the penis being similar to a muscular arm
Duck snake
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Duck snake
by overtyped » Tue May 22, 2018 12:26 am
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Early world exploit: Put your hearthfire inside a cave, then hold shift to position a claim right in front of a cave. After 8 hours the claim will be unbreakable. Since your hearthfire is inside the cave, you can still get back inside, and leave, but nobody will be able to enter, effectively making you unraidable for the first 3-7 days. Enjoy
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Re: New curio idea
by synaris » Thu May 24, 2018 11:57 am
XD +1 maybe add the spiraling duck vaginas too?
Newbie and noob do not mean the same thing.
Neither do figuratively and literally.
Neither do figuratively and literally.
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Re: New curio idea
by azrid » Thu May 24, 2018 12:14 pm
Sounds good.
Could do same with pigs and boars.
Could do same with pigs and boars.
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Re: New curio idea
by overtyped » Thu May 24, 2018 2:48 pm
synaris wrote:XD +1 maybe add the spiraling duck vaginas too?
stop derailing thread plz, this is not a joke.
azrid wrote:Sounds good.
Could do same with pigs and boars.
their dicks aren't the same length as their body.
Early world exploit: Put your hearthfire inside a cave, then hold shift to position a claim right in front of a cave. After 8 hours the claim will be unbreakable. Since your hearthfire is inside the cave, you can still get back inside, and leave, but nobody will be able to enter, effectively making you unraidable for the first 3-7 days. Enjoy
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Re: New curio idea
by azrid » Thu May 24, 2018 3:12 pm
Maybe pigs in America have small dicks?
But the point is theirs also corkscrew.
Dick based curios could be a whole series.
But the point is theirs also corkscrew.
Dick based curios could be a whole series.
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Re: New curio idea
by overtyped » Thu May 24, 2018 3:15 pm
azrid wrote:Maybe pigs in America have small dicks?
But the point is theirs also corkscrew.
Dick based curios could be a whole series.
It isn't the same length of their body, it's not special enough.
Early world exploit: Put your hearthfire inside a cave, then hold shift to position a claim right in front of a cave. After 8 hours the claim will be unbreakable. Since your hearthfire is inside the cave, you can still get back inside, and leave, but nobody will be able to enter, effectively making you unraidable for the first 3-7 days. Enjoy
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Re: New curio idea
by Finigini » Thu May 24, 2018 3:58 pm
implement curio items for all the phallus of creatures. Then the ultimate crafted curio would be "A Bag of Dicks" (leather fabric + string + every penis)
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Re: New curio idea
by overtyped » Thu May 24, 2018 5:28 pm
Finigini wrote:implement curio items for all the phallus of creatures. Then the ultimate crafted curio would be "A Bag of Dicks" (leather fabric + string + every penis)
Only duck dicks should be in the game, i mean look at it.
Early world exploit: Put your hearthfire inside a cave, then hold shift to position a claim right in front of a cave. After 8 hours the claim will be unbreakable. Since your hearthfire is inside the cave, you can still get back inside, and leave, but nobody will be able to enter, effectively making you unraidable for the first 3-7 days. Enjoy
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Re: New curio idea
by synaris » Fri May 25, 2018 9:42 am
overtyped wrote:synaris wrote:XD +1 maybe add the spiraling duck vaginas too?
stop derailing thread plz, this is not a joke.azrid wrote:Sounds good.
Could do same with pigs and boars.
their dicks aren't the same length as their body.
what derailment? i was serious. stop assuming shit. ducks have "curious" vaginas too.
Newbie and noob do not mean the same thing.
Neither do figuratively and literally.
Neither do figuratively and literally.
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