Kangaroos are dangerous. They can crush metal buckets between their paws even though they have weak wrists. Their biceps aren't even their most powerful muscles (obviously it's their legs). They can disembowel a man with a single swift kick, usually while they are crushing your head between their paws (pop). I saw it happen once.
They have delicious tails. Tasty.
Best part is they carry their babies around in their pouch. These baby joeys crawl outside the pouch onto their mothers fur sometimes. A mother wallaby carrying a furless joey, the joey, and I have been studying each other for the last week as they do their breakfast route past my campsite.
I just thought to myself what a great curio that infant would make on my curio table.
Implement kangaroos.
Implement Kangaroos.
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Re: Implement Kangaroos.
by Robben_DuMarsch » Sun Aug 05, 2018 6:17 am
You're like the Australian Onep.
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Re: Implement Kangaroos.
by Robben_DuMarsch » Sun Aug 05, 2018 7:36 am
It's not a bad idea.
I'm sure given enough time and resources, Jorb would love to implement virtually every animal.
Except Scuttlefish. Fuck Scuttlefish.
I'm sure given enough time and resources, Jorb would love to implement virtually every animal.
Except Scuttlefish. Fuck Scuttlefish.
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Re: Implement Kangaroos.
by vatas » Sun Aug 05, 2018 11:30 am
Robben_DuMarsch wrote:It's not a bad idea.
I'm sure given enough time and resources, Jorb would love to implement virtually every animal.
Except Scuttlefish. Fuck Scuttlefish.
Cuttlefish claim superiority for having a brain that is larger than their entire body, including its brain. The way it makes sense to them because of their very large brain makes them insufferably smug. And to add cherry on top of it, they aren't even a type of fish, but a mollusk.
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Re: Implement Kangaroos.
by Granger » Sun Aug 05, 2018 12:05 pm
Jalpha wrote:Tell me it's a bad idea.
Sure: It is a bad idea - because it's completely out of the lore frame of the game.
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Re: Implement Kangaroos.
by infectedking3 » Sun Aug 05, 2018 1:30 pm
Jalpha wrote:Tell me it's a bad idea.
As a fellow aussie, I'm saying it's a bad idea.
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Re: Implement Kangaroos.
by sMartins » Sun Aug 05, 2018 1:55 pm
Well, first dodos then .... 
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Make friends with the other crabs or try to escape the bucket.
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Re: Implement Kangaroos.
by Onep » Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:25 am
I would like to see a gary hat befoire this tbqh
“We still, alas, cannot forestall it-
This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”
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This dreadful ailment's heavy toll;
The spleen is what the English call it,
We call it simply, Russian soul.”
An idea to consider: Tedium, a Feature.
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Jorb hates me. :\
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Re: Implement Kangaroos.
by Jalpha » Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:28 am
infectedking3 wrote:Jalpha wrote:Tell me it's a bad idea.
As a fellow aussie, I'm saying it's a bad idea.
There is no other animal which is killed more by humans and still manages to breed in plague proportions except the mouse. The kangaroo is just a giant mouse. Does Hafen need a kangaroo plague of biblical proportions? I say yes.
Granger wrote:Jalpha wrote:Tell me it's a bad idea.
Sure: It is a bad idea - because it's completely out of the lore frame of the game.
Well, jorb has been promising a christmas event... Or has he.
Kangaroos for Christmas?
Laying flat.
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