Kangaroos are dangerous. They can crush metal buckets between their paws even though they have weak wrists. Their biceps aren't even their most powerful muscles (obviously it's their legs). They can disembowel a man with a single swift kick, usually while they are crushing your head between their paws (pop). I saw it happen once.
They have delicious tails. Tasty.
Best part is they carry their babies around in their pouch. These baby joeys crawl outside the pouch onto their mothers fur sometimes. A mother wallaby carrying a furless joey, the joey, and I have been studying each other for the last week as they do their breakfast route past my campsite.
I just thought to myself what a great curio that infant would make on my curio table.
Implement kangaroos.