I honestly don't see the point in adding new injuries for poor alts that will take all the blow instead of bigger boys mains, so...
I, for instance, suggest adding hemorrhoids as a nice new addition to the game!
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Seriously, those fat asses called mains, who log in to take a sit in a chair and feast on luxury dishes with good stats that alts prepared for them deserve no less than this.
If your character does no other activity rather than sitting and eating it's only natural. Might as well be combined with overweight status!
I'll leave debuff stats for those open for discussion.