Drink

[terechgracz]

In real life drinking too much water causes serious intoxication. I think we should have water metabolism implemented, there should be a slider that fills every time you drink water or other liquids. Every 20 min there would be a tick that takes some value from this slider. When this tick happens when your slider's value is above certain threshold then you get wound applied that is proportional to slider's current value and to player's max HP.
Also buff chairs so they give more stamina when sitting. Like 15% per second of sitting, scaled with quality of chair and type of chair. Also emote "sit" could get some additional passive stamina generation too.

[Zampfeo]

Make hearthlings stop in place and perform a 5 second peeing animation for every 3L of water drank while we're at it

[terechgracz]

That's almost great idea Zampfeo. I think we should be able to perform "Pee" action if we have more than 3L of slider. This action would remove only 1L and take 5 sec of standing still. This way we have controlled peeing.
That would be better idea than yours.
But really I think if we have pee, then we should also have pooping. Having pooping is too extreme although fun. Thus, we shouldn't have peeing.

[StalkerSleem]

I would look at fights where people with buckets fight, run and piss at the same time

[Sephiron]

also please make it so that for every food item consumed, exactly 8 hours later your character stops for 3 seconds to take a shit. For every single item. This will stop players from eating constantly/gaining any stats making the game unplayable, ultimately freeing my binds from this accursed place and allowing me to get a girlfriend

[chrisrock]

pls jorbtar let us poop!! WE WANT POOP!!!

[dagrimreefah]

remove all water (including bodies of water)

[Audiosmurf]

Remove all

[The_Blode]

Can we tone down the "Haven" and the "hearth" and start focusing on the "&"?

April Fools 2023 - All in-game models changed to a rotating 3D ampersand

[dorag]

Make hearthlings stop in place and perform a 5 second peeing animation for every 3L of water drank while we're at it

also for every five mins you play you should have to wait for 20 more mins to play irregarldess of if you have a job irl or not