expanding the dev team?

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Re: expanding the dev team?

Postby Avu » Wed Dec 30, 2015 9:56 am

It's secluded antisocial mad geniuses that create stuff that stands the test of ages, not homogeneous mixgender, multicultural focus groups or other bullshit like that. Not saying that the right individual can't help (and I know at least some of you are trolling) but really let's cut the crap with incloooosivenes.
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Re: expanding the dev team?

Postby GustawoVegas » Wed Dec 30, 2015 10:06 am

As proud transgender gay muslim I'm offended by the lack of muslim representation in dev team and will gladly consult devs on any Quar'An topic.
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Re: expanding the dev team?

Postby jorb » Wed Dec 30, 2015 6:53 pm

Bowshot125 wrote:Spending it all on burgers.


Hookers and blow.
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Re: expanding the dev team?

Postby boreial » Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:45 am

thought it would be pop-tarts and Ramen noodles hehehe
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Re: expanding the dev team?

Postby overtyped » Thu Dec 31, 2015 6:43 pm

boreial wrote:thought it would be pop-tarts and Ramen noodles hehehe

nah jorb and loftar are living larger than that. They get hotdogs and hotdog buns, and even ketchup, when they sell enough subs.
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Re: expanding the dev team?

Postby CSPAN » Thu Dec 31, 2015 10:44 pm

More like an incredibly functional living space purchased from IKEA
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Re: expanding the dev team?

Postby Dazran » Fri Jan 01, 2016 12:28 am

CSPAN wrote:More like an incredibly functional living space purchased from IKEA

honestly people, we all know they are decking out their Swedish cuck sheds.
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Re: expanding the dev team?

Postby jordancoles » Fri Jan 01, 2016 6:51 am

boshaw wrote:
venatorvenator wrote:
xTrainx wrote:have you thought about making Jorb and Loftar into Jorb and Loftars and others dudes?

What they need instead is a woman in the team, and a foreign one. They are too stiff in their ideas, and being both of same culture and of similar same age isn't something that fosters creativity.


Honestly the team needs more diversity. A member of the African American community should be the first priority however, preferably a female African American.

I feel like the gay community is very poorly represented in the dev team aswell
I think that the new dev should not only be female and African American, she should also be a lesbian or maybe trans gendered
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Re: expanding the dev team?

Postby overtyped » Fri Jan 01, 2016 8:13 am

jordancoles wrote:I feel like the gay community is very poorly represented in the dev team aswell

I think that the new dev should not only be female and African American, she should also be a lesbian or maybe trans gendered[/quote]
I think animals are under represented too. She should have a animal part (preferably a goats tail) grafted onto her butt.
Her name should be abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. Because if you leave out any letters, then those letters would be under represented.
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Re: expanding the dev team?

Postby jordancoles » Fri Jan 01, 2016 10:35 pm

overtyped wrote:Her name should be abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. Because if you leave out any letters, then those letters would be under represented.

There are too many vowels in that name, what is it trying to prove?
Remove at least 2 of those vowels or she will be unrelatable to people with short names with few vowels
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