99% of PVP/permadeath woes are an onboarding issue

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Re: 99% of PVP/permadeath woes are an onboarding issue

Postby SnuggleSnail » Mon Aug 03, 2026 7:06 pm

aloofness being cool is for teenagers and a li'l bit of cringe is good for your soul

1 time when I was a teenager a girl was flirting with me and while trying to flirt back I freaked out and started infodumping about world of warcraft lore because she shared the name of a character. It was rly embarrassing at the time but I look back at it fondly now

Still never done anything as bad as being friends with misa that shit would never stop being embarrassing
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Re: 99% of PVP/permadeath woes are an onboarding issue

Postby Halbertz » Mon Aug 03, 2026 7:41 pm

SnuggleSnail wrote:while trying to flirt back I freaked out and started infodumping about world of warcraft lore because she shared the name of a character

I think Olgra got the hint right
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Re: 99% of PVP/permadeath woes are an onboarding issue

Postby TheServant » Mon Aug 03, 2026 7:48 pm

SnuggleSnail wrote:Still never done anything as bad as being friends with misa that shit would never stop being embarrassing


You literally sit in a discord 24/7 and you cant type 5 sentences without talking about something degenerate, maybe thats why you lost your main acc there. hermits and others talk with you because in this game apparently 90% of the userbase has some sort of low self-esteem and are afraid to fight/tolerate you nolifing their palis so they rather try to be on good terms with you.

Trollex wrote: my brother in christ the main reason i dont like you has nothing to do with your playstyle but entirely how you act even privately. i cant even count the amount of times ive been in a voice call with you and heard you go on and on about how much you hate black people or (referring to them as a more racist word with negative intent), then the frequent pedophilic comments you made and frequent talk about how much you like lolis, frequently spamming them in the discord. you would brag about breaking up a relationship over a video game by roleplaying a girl to message a girls husband who annoyed you in wow. i don't really want to get personal over a video game but this is all stuff you regularly did while we played with you. you are actually a bad person and not because of your playstyle at all.


You pretend 24/7 that you are some degenerate scum or is it a fugue state?
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Re: 99% of PVP/permadeath woes are an onboarding issue

Postby SnuggleSnail » Mon Aug 03, 2026 7:58 pm

Xir, you are openly proud of raping a 14 year old. A lot of that is untrue, but even if that were all true the elephant in the room is still the first bit
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Re: 99% of PVP/permadeath woes are an onboarding issue

Postby IsThisRad » Mon Aug 03, 2026 8:11 pm

Can a rape/sheer hate thread be made? I am beginning to mourn the loss of conversation around onboarding and new player experience and stuff. It faded into wind and left me grasping at only air
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Re: 99% of PVP/permadeath woes are an onboarding issue

Postby TheServant » Mon Aug 03, 2026 8:15 pm

IsThisRad wrote:Can a rape/sheer hate thread be made? I am beginning to mourn the loss of conversation around onboarding and new player experience and stuff. It faded into wind and left me grasping at only air


Doesnt matter, jorb is not reading any of this neither should anyone, and anybody who wants to escape a gank can learn in 1h if they want

SnuggleSnail wrote:Xir, you are openly proud of raping a 14 year old. A lot of that is untrue, but even if that were all true the elephant in the room is still the first bit


I did not rape anyone otherwise i would be in jail. You behave forever like this. Out of all people here you are not the one allowed to judge someone. I am still friends with all my bois (robben is not my friend and never was), they know me better than you do.
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Re: 99% of PVP/permadeath woes are an onboarding issue

Postby SnuggleSnail » Mon Aug 03, 2026 8:22 pm

Na, we already made an evidence thread including links to his admissions on discord, pictures of his CP-adjacent custom image sketches, etc.

Robben+ a bunch of other WB bois jumped in to defend him, and misa went on a bit of a rant about how everybody is just jealous he's getting "fresh young girls" or something similar while we're all virgins. jorb eventually deleted everything and when asked about it in PM he basically said it wasn't a big deal and doesn't want anybody talking about it

"Morally wrong, and being a pedophile are two different things" -overtyped/bob dole

I personally expected him to just be excommunicated by all factions, but he's living with the BRs this world, who are in the spitsberg/wb/ozzy/casuals/norsca alliance. Basically half the game's fighters still associate with him. Kinda freaks me out tbh

TheServant wrote:I did not rape anyone otherwise i would be in jail


iT's NoT rApE bEcAuSe It'S lEgAl In My CoUnTrY shut up loser
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Re: 99% of PVP/permadeath woes are an onboarding issue

Postby TheServant » Mon Aug 03, 2026 8:32 pm

SnuggleSnail wrote: Morally wrong, and being a pedophile are two different things" -overtyped/bob dole


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Re: 99% of PVP/permadeath woes are an onboarding issue

Postby magnet » Mon Aug 03, 2026 8:51 pm

the onboarding thread crawled so that the misa vs snail throwdown could fly
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Re: 99% of PVP/permadeath woes are an onboarding issue

Postby MightySheep » Mon Aug 03, 2026 11:15 pm

Onboarding claim was stupid anyway. Like marcuxdead sed any1 who want to learn pvp would do so. As far as "pvp woes" go it's not even in top 10

Top woes are more like gear, stats, zergs, clients, running simulator, time investment
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