Cock fights

[basuranephilim]

Putting 2 cocks near each other on the floor, will automatically make them fight each other.
Also, don't make it 1 hit kills, have some back and forth!
It would be nice if everybody can see the combat cards, attack timer and health above the fighting animals.
Different qualities in different stats could influence their attack, move behavior, etc.
Basically an EvE system (with roosters) for fluff, betting and fun.

Winner gets all the chicks, loser gets eaten!

Small chance of this happening but I thought it'd be a novel idea.


Oh and the person who starts bringing in animal cruelty arguments to this I will slap if they're actually wearing leather ingame, or eating meat, etc etc.
Be a full virtual vegan or you have no right to bring in that argument!

[Deceptivepoet]

Or we could get them to play magic the gathering. Love me some cockmagic from time to time Kappa.

[basuranephilim]

Or we could get them to play magic the gathering. Love me some cockmagic from time to time Kappa.

I think this idea will get a lot of support from all the wizards in Haven.
They sure like to make magic with their wands.

[Deceptivepoet]

Village name change incoming 'Wizards of cocks'.

[pedorlee]

First is add traps plz, then cock fight..
Chars doesnt even have genitals...
April fools is going to far dudes.

[Ysh]

First is add traps plz, then cock fight..
Chars doesnt even have genitals...
April fools is going to far dudes.

What?

[Clemence]

Would be neat to have scissors fighting to ( in acre pit clay plz ).

[Ysh]

Would be neat to have scissors fighting to ( in acre pit clay plz ).

Will you be ok?

[vatas]

Friend of mine stated this is doable, mechanics are already in place. In theory devs would just need to do following:
1. Give cocks hit points.
2. Give cocks combat moves.
3. Give cocks AI to aggro other cocks but nothing else.
4. Make some animations (probably most labor intensive part)

However, Haven and Hearth has far greater issues than lack of cock-fighting, like long-waited client optimization and siege tweaks. Developers should focus on them.

Another thing is animal rights activists. IRL cock-fighting is illegal in most parts of the world. While no real animals wouldn't be hurt, somebody is going to find it offensive and damage their rectum.

[Ysh]

While no real animals wouldn't be hurt, somebody is going to find it offensive and damage their rectum.

Boo hoo. We are murdering people in this game and I see paved swastika on all the ground. Hippies can get back to where they come from.