Boil live crabs in cauldron

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Boil live crabs in cauldron

Postby delsus » Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:48 pm

Hello,

I would like to be able to throw some crabs alive into my boiling cauldron so I can eat them the right way.
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Re: Boil live crabs in cauldron

Postby abt79 » Sat Feb 25, 2017 4:53 pm

That's what you get for debuffing my dexterity fuckers
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Re: Boil live crabs in cauldron

Postby Gauteamus » Sat Feb 25, 2017 11:24 pm

Boiling crabs can make the most zealous carnivore a vegetarian.

It normally goes like this:
The first crab into the cauldron dies immediately from the boiling water, and you feel very humane. Same with crab number two, though the water may not really be boiling anymore. By the time you drop the tenth or so in, the temperature is lowered enough that the crabs are getting a rather warm bath, and you feel terrible frantically trying to get the damn temperature up, fast!

To reflect this, the nth crab you drop into a boiling cauldron after the first one, should temporarily debuff your charisma by Triangle(n).
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Re: Boil live crabs in cauldron

Postby abt79 » Sun Feb 26, 2017 3:34 am

Gauteamus wrote:Boiling crabs can make the most zealous carnivore a vegetarian.

It normally goes like this:
The first crab into the cauldron dies immediately from the boiling water, and you feel very humane. Same with crab number two, though the water may not really be boiling anymore. By the time you drop the tenth or so in, the temperature is lowered enough that the crabs are getting a rather warm bath, and you feel terrible frantically trying to get the damn temperature up, fast!

To reflect this, the nth crab you drop into a boiling cauldron after the first one, should temporarily debuff your charisma by Triangle(n).

they're crabs gayman, I've ripped apart countless harmless little bunny wabbits with my bare hands
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Re: Boil live crabs in cauldron

Postby jorb » Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:24 pm

Not a bad idea.
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Re: Boil live crabs in cauldron

Postby jordancoles » Wed Oct 04, 2017 3:22 am

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Re: Boil live crabs in cauldron

Postby blank » Wed Oct 04, 2017 3:39 pm

jorb wrote:Not a bad idea.



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Re: Boil live crabs in cauldron

Postby Granger » Wed Oct 04, 2017 4:14 pm

jorb wrote:Not a bad idea.

3 Crabs per cauldron then?
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Re: Boil live crabs in cauldron

Postby delsus » Mon Mar 19, 2018 12:15 pm

Yes, three crabs would fit in the cauldron in total
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Crab + Culdron = ????

Postby beardhat » Thu Feb 07, 2019 8:45 am

I.E, Why can't we boil crabs in a culdron?
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