A Nerf to Ageless Ice

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A Nerf to Ageless Ice

Postby GamingRAM » Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:39 am

When I was in Alaska I went to go see the glaciers.

Some of the ice was fished up with nets. Now what did they use this old, seemingly *ageless* ice for? It was served in your tequila. Yea, not much you can really use it for, ice is ice, no matter how old.

So I suggest Ice Dildos must be served with Alcohol to be used. I think this would help counter early world cheese, and besides, how do you “use” Ageless Ice in the first place anyways?
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Re: A Nerf to Ageless Ice

Postby Finigini » Mon Jan 08, 2018 1:44 am

GamingRAM wrote:how do you “use” Ageless Ice in the first place anyways?

Obviously this is done through the insertion into your favorite orifice. Joking aside, I do like the idea of using ageless ice in cold beverages.
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Re: A Nerf to Ageless Ice

Postby jorb » Mon Jan 08, 2018 11:52 am

Ram it straight through your third eye to shatter the categories of perception and reveal the things-as-in-themselves, of course... duh.
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