The Final Solution for satiations

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The Final Solution for satiations

Postby Vassteel » Mon Feb 18, 2019 12:39 pm

Every body just needs to take a big ole shit.
Behold the glory of the hearthlands outhouse

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when you eat to much and your satiations are getting shitty might be time to go to the shitter.

however to prevent pump and dump mechanics you can only shit once a day

Outhouses could also attract midges if poorly maintained!

The waste can be put into a compost bin the Q of the waste produced could be an average of the food q eaten.

If you have bum burns this could impact the duration you have to complete your big dick problems artwork inside the outhouse
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got any shitty comments for a crappy idea? ¦]
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Re: The Final Solution for satiations

Postby Hrenli » Mon Feb 18, 2019 12:40 pm

Vassteel wrote:got any shitty comments for a crappy idea? ¦]


It's brilliant.
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Re: The Final Solution for satiations

Postby dageir » Mon Feb 18, 2019 12:42 pm

Some hackers are going to find a way to exploit this. It is a shitty mechanic.
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Re: The Final Solution for satiations

Postby Vassteel » Mon Feb 18, 2019 12:46 pm

i dont see how. it only adds in a second satiation reset to your routine

could even be just a partial reset or just have it based on RNG between 20~80%

i wouldnt make it mandatory to poo leave it as is but this could help with some of the satiation problems, maybe.
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Re: The Final Solution for satiations

Postby CSPAN » Mon Feb 18, 2019 1:45 pm

Give us a poop meter, Jörb!
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Re: The Final Solution for satiations

Postby dullah » Mon Feb 18, 2019 1:51 pm

tbh this idea is great, with some minor adjustments
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Re: The Final Solution for satiations

Postby Buffalo_Bill » Mon Feb 18, 2019 1:54 pm

lol Crap'o'meter

i suggest adding in some new diseases if you put the outhouse to close to your well or kitchen you'll have a bad time

all in all 10/10 for presentation

I only want this if we have the option to not use the outhouse. if i went to my unfriendly neighbors place and left it at their gate i want it to attract midges.
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Re: The Final Solution for satiations

Postby Vassteel » Mon Feb 18, 2019 1:55 pm

dullah wrote:tbh this idea is great, with some minor adjustments


What would you suggest ?
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Re: The Final Solution for satiations

Postby Vigilance » Mon Feb 18, 2019 3:17 pm

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Re: The Final Solution for satiations

Postby Oswald3 » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:10 pm

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