Sköldpaddan, gurbibal master, drunken hunter, the thief of Constantinopol, he who never died of man`s hand, son of Severin, grandson of Yozz, Yozzik, Wengdalf. Also an owl.
Even if it ends up full of dick related messages, it would still be interesting. I doubt it would end up that way if they decayed like normal paving when unclaimed and if the claim owner could pave over them, though.