Terrible Nidbane Ideas

[LadyCricket]

- a Nidbane with a pink robe and a Hello Kitty mask
- a Nidbane that releases a spirited mandrake upon initiating combat
- a Nidbane that drinks all your pepsi and calls you a bitch
- a Nidbane that eats all your cheese and calls you a sprucecap
- a Nidbane that teleports you when it attacks
- a Nidbane that spams the chat with yo mama jokes
- a Nidbane with a terrible farming stat that harvests and replants all your turnips
- a Nidbane that hovers next to you with its finger extended and says "I'm not touching you"

[Austinh15]

I would actually end myself if any of these existed. +1 for memes

[vatas]

For some reason,

a Nidbane with a terrible farming stat that harvests and replants all your turnips

Was the one that made me laugh out loud.

[Apocoreo]

A Nidbane that whispers encouraging words to your lowest q bull, giving him the confidence to finally jump the fence and get it on with your highest q cow.

[vatas]

A Nidbane that puts q10 stuff to your highest quality Compost Bin.

[MightySheep]

+1

[iamahh]

a nidbane thief that brings back a Gift Box containing 9 random items

[Ants]

Those are all great. +9999

[Apocoreo]

A nidbane that stands in front of your door doing the steppe dance. You cannot pass him until he is done
A nidbane that flies up to the nearest nidbane and asks for directions, but has poor communications skills and the conversation lasts like, forever
A nidbane that takes stuff out of your cupboards and passive-aggressively stockpiles them in front of it
A nidbane that drops a leather ball in your farmer's fields and kicks it around while they're trying to harvest

[Zentetsuken]

a nidbane that disappears every once in a while and returns with a massive inventory full of frogs, occasionally dropping them in your walking path
a nidbane that causes fast decay ticks around you, turning plowed empty land in to unplowed land, spreads ground vines faster, removes pavings
a nidbane that only claps and can never be killed, it just goes away eventually
a nidbane that unhitches your animals
a nidbane that drops pieces of dirt all over unpaved land