Deez Nuts

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Deez Nuts

Postby GamingRAM » Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:08 am

New Food

Recipe: Almond + Beech Nuts + Carob Pod + Chestnut + HazelNut + King's Acorn + Oak Acorn + Walnut + Withercorn (basically all the nuts)
and Butter on a fire

all combined forming "Deez Nuts"

Gives a little of everything with an emphasis on Psyche and Charisma.


Would basically be Mixed Nuts.
(pls jorb&loftar, this is necessary for w13)
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Re: Deez Nuts

Postby MagicManICT » Tue Mar 23, 2021 9:58 am

We have Creamy Cock, so why isn't this a thing already?

Also, pls don't make it so that it's a half dozen FEPs like the Cornucopia.

Also: needs salt.
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Re: Deez Nuts

Postby TerraSleet » Tue Mar 23, 2021 11:16 am

I like my creamy cock with a side of deez nuts
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Re: Deez Nuts

Postby yozzik111 » Tue Mar 23, 2021 11:38 am

Ah, you know how to get Jorb's attention.
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Re: Deez Nuts

Postby Sevenless » Tue Mar 23, 2021 1:39 pm

Bonus points if eating one gives a 1 time buff for eating the other immediately after.

Silly amount of work for such a tiny game addition? Sure. Worth it? Definitely.
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Re: Deez Nuts

Postby TheUltimateC » Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:31 pm

+1
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Re: Deez Nuts

Postby azrid » Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:22 pm

azrid wrote:How about sum nut mylk.
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Then I can go around asking people to taste my nut mylk.

to complete the holy trinity
creamy cock
deez nuts
nut mylk
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Re: Deez Nuts

Postby jorb » Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:08 pm

I kind of think Trailmix is a better name, but I support the sentiment.
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Re: Deez Nuts

Postby TerraSleet » Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:33 pm

Or add cloth/leather to the recipe and call it Nut sack. High energy density because it's where protein is stored.
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Re: Deez Nuts

Postby abt79 » Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:38 pm

jorb wrote:I kind of think Trailmix is a better name, but I support the sentiment.


As Deputy of the Fun Police I concur.
please rename “creamy cock” to “camembert rooster” that name offends my delicate sensibilities! Think of the children!
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