Catastrophic Rat-on-a-Stick Bug

[Burinn]

When you eat a Rat-on-a-Stick, you do not get the stick back. Are we eating the stick? I think not. Fix this immediately.




You would eat that entire stick?

[shubla]

You put the rat on stick, then roast it, of course the stick is not eaten, but its still ruined/destroyed by eating and roasting,
You don't re use toilet paper either, right? So why would you re use rat on stick stick.

[xdragonlord18]

You put the rat on stick, then roast it, of course the stick is not eaten, but its still ruined/destroyed by eating and roasting,
You don't re use toilet paper either, right? So why would you re use rat on stick stick.

You eating toilet paper now?

[Zentetsuken]

This is a common misconception.

In the recipe "rat + stick" it's actually the stick that is getting the gourmet treatment and the rat that is the unfortunate byproduct.
The bile and gastric acids in rats tenderize the stick pulp and bring out its natural FEPs.



This is precisely why we cook it over an open flame, practically destroying the meat and rendering it to a dark brown char in the process.

[Burinn]

You could easily use the stick again. You don't know what you're talking about

[Sevenless]

That would genuinely be annoying as heck. I hate tree seeds enough as is.

[Reyajh]

I talked to Jorb... Unfortunately, they need them right now for all the new Rat Catcher's Hat sales... But he said they will fix it ASAP!

[jorb]

This is a common misconception.

In the recipe "rat + stick" it's actually the stick that is getting the gourmet treatment and the rat that is the unfortunate byproduct.
The bile and gastric acids in rats tenderize the stick pulp and bring out its natural FEPs.



This is precisely why we cook it over an open flame, practically destroying the meat and rendering it to a dark brown char in the process.

This is my story, and I'm sticking to it.