Seal Burger Should Be Equippable

[Dakkan]

Seal Burgers should be equippable as a two-handed item.

The entire community agrees.

[azrid]

I was there and this voice chat only filled up because people wanted to bully Regnurr.
Food being equippable is a stale meme and adds nothing of value.

[strpk0]

I was there and this voice chat only filled up because people wanted to bully Regnurr.
Food being equippable is a stale meme and adds nothing of value.

What are you even talking about?
Anyway back on topic, +1, it was fun debating this with you guys. Glad we agreed on seal burgers needing to be made equippable as a one-handed item.

[DDDsDD999]

Perhaps if the strength of the hearthlings is very low it needs to have the burger in two hands, but a normal, healthy strength would enable holding the burger in one hand?

[wonder-ass]

Perhaps if the strength of the hearthlings is very low it needs to have the burger in two hands, but a normal, healthy strength would enable holding the burger in one hand?

strength has NOTHING to do with holding it in 2 hands, u wouldn't want all that burger sauce dripping down your arm in to your whalers jacket would you??

[DDDsDD999]

Perhaps if the strength of the hearthlings is very low it needs to have the burger in two hands, but a normal, healthy strength would enable holding the burger in one hand?

strength has NOTHING to do with holding it in 2 hands, u wouldn't want all that burger sauce dripping down your arm in to your whalers jacket would you??

Seems to me that you're struggling to hold two buns hard enough to prevent their contents from spilling out. Maybe you should just drop the burger into a paper bag and then eat it directly with your mouth like the weak sheep you so clearly are?

[Troll_Shroom]

Clearly strength & dexterity should come into account of holding two borgars. The strength for holding the burger and the dexterity for not letting it fall apart. Failing the dexterity check should result in the person having borgar face. A retexture of the the abominable snowman with two buns. With a debuff of "Idiot Sandwich" for the audacity of holding two borgars; -50 cooking.

[Sephiron]

let me put berger in my toolbelt for safe keeping.

[Arbys]

When crafting a seal burger, lower quality increases the chance of getting an alternate failure item, the "Whupper." The Whupper requires (quality*2) strength to wield 1-handed. If you have "Something Broken," it can only be wielded 2-handed.
Regular Seal burger is 2-handed only and requires both strength and intelligence.