Realism

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Realism

Postby Apocoreo » Wed Jul 06, 2022 3:32 am

add a skybox and make it so panning the camera to see the sun shines light out you screen so bright if fuckign blinds you in real life
i like game grumps


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Realism Ideas Master List

Postby bumfrog » Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:43 am

  • Food and raw ingredients (eg meat) rot
  • Characters die of old age
  • Sex
  • Human Milk
  • Darkness in caves
  • Butchery and skinning of human corpses (human meat and hides)
  • Pooping and peeing, bladder/bowel capacity
  • Masturbation and sex drive/blueballing mechanics
  • taming of lynx and wolves into cats and dogs
  • New race: dogmen
  • happiness meter
  • Insanity
  • Cock and ball torture, and other bdsm
  • Investment banking
  • Line of sight/first person camera view
  • Rhinoceroses
  • Boredom
  • fingernail and toenail growth (new curio opportunities!)
  • Hair growth
  • Children
  • Penis engine
  • All sorts of winter cold shit: frostbite and hypothermia which are exacerbated by water and alleviated by fire/clothing, shrinkage, teeth chattering sound effects, snow decreasing visibility
  • Voice chat
  • Farting
  • Developmental disorders such as Down Syndrome
  • Lint and dust (new curio opportunities!)
  • Obesity
  • Homosexuality
  • Wild animals having sexes
  • Animal and crop diseases/blights/parasites
  • Pee shivers
  • Pockets of crude oil/natural gas underground
  • Mana
  • Burping and hiccups interplay
  • Re-doing literally every 3d model in the game, so they don’t look like PS1 rejects
  • re-implementing “Thorn-in-the-foot”
  • My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
  • Pockets in clothing
  • Ocean floor biome
  • Flatulence
  • Eclipses
  • A wide array of facial expressions
  • Biblically accurate Angels
  • Smoke making your eyes all watery
  • Boners
  • Emptying liquid containers (such as your bladder) on the ground creates a puddle (OCO dependent)
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Re: Realism

Postby Zentetsuken » Wed Jul 06, 2022 10:31 am

  • getting shy when naked
  • getting an eyelash in your eye (new curio opportunities!)
  • hangnails
  • some ants got in the house
  • mould in caves and basements
  • clean your oven
  • hearthling and animal poop (new curio opportunities!)
  • armor damage and repair
  • cutting the grass
  • cleaning the windows in your tower
  • bones breaking
  • you don't like a food
  • existential dread
  • a quest giver forgets what they wanted after a while
  • boogers (new curio opportunities!)
  • sunburn
  • eye floaters
  • Intercourse
  • Birds of prey attacking livestock
  • birthday parties
  • ants are in your house
  • more masks
  • climate change
  • a woodpecker
  • more genders
  • banknotes
  • telling stories around the fire to impart wisdom to the next generation
  • morality
  • roman aqueducts
  • chafing
  • pirate treasure
  • you got a sore back
  • chocobos
  • indigestion
  • boobytraps
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Re: Realism Ideas Master List

Postby Halbertz » Wed Jul 06, 2022 1:45 pm

bumfrog wrote:
  • Sex
  • Children

Shorter version for mods.
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Re: Realism

Postby Fostik » Wed Jul 06, 2022 2:52 pm

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Re: Realism Ideas Master List

Postby Clemins » Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:50 pm

  • Off brand floor cleaners
  • Cancer
  • Cobwebs
  • Legos
  • Government run postage
  • Tie/untieable shoes
  • Botulism
  • Bee's make nests on houses
  • Sinkholes
  • Tornados
  • Amazon prime
  • Gorilla glue
  • Canne's gold coins retirement plans
  • Ironman
  • An in-game forum
  • Hurdy Gurdys
  • Edible toe fungus
  • Random cattle attacks
  • Arthritis
  • Aliens
  • Jet fuel made from birch sap
  • Asphalt
  • The GeForce RTX™ 3090 Ti and 3090 are big ferocious GPUs (BFGPUs) with TITAN class performance. Powered by Ampere—NVIDIA’s 2nd gen RTX architecture—they double down on ray tracing and AI performance with enhanced Ray Tracing Cores, Tensor Cores, and new streaming multiprocessors. Plus, they feature a staggering 24 GB of G6X memory, all to deliver the ultimate experience for gamers and creators.
  • AMD for balance
  • Lead based paint
  • More frequent infections (most of which lead to amputation or death)
  • Fucking magnets
  • Gene splicing and crisper gene editing
  • MS paint
  • Required prescription glasses
  • Surround sound systems in all cabins blasting the old Cabin theme from legacy - bass boosted
  • Wind physics
  • Interdimensional travel
  • Nokta Makro Gold Kruzer Waterproof Metal Detector ™
  • Ticks
  • Slingshots ... the vehicle not the tool/weapon
  • The inability to choose gender
  • Rabies
  • Tooth decay
  • Building maintenance
  • Monthly bills from Realms
  • Bolt cutters
  • Ground acidity effecting crops and trees
  • Neon signs
  • Billiards tables
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Re: Realism

Postby Apocoreo » Wed Jul 06, 2022 5:32 pm

please add an option to submit our medical record so my character can also have hemorrhoids
i like game grumps


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Re: Realism

Postby DonVelD » Wed Jul 06, 2022 5:43 pm

  • Comically large spoons
  • Clown shoes
  • Meth
  • Ephebophilia
  • Hentai
  • Old women
  • Polish death camps (new roleplay possibilities)
  • Joe Biden
  • Cactus flavored popsicles (spines included)
  • Cum flavored soup (psy+2 feps)
  • Horse spleens
  • Female circumcision
  • Hot cheetos
  • Shurikens
  • Sad Hitler
  • Corkscrews
  • Osteoporosis
  • Tree disease (cumbersations nerf & possible bonding when tending to the trees)
  • Dentures
  • Missing socks from laundry
  • Dildos (wooden or stone variants & variable materials)
  • Miniature monster trucks
  • Sneezing moths
  • Ramadan
  • Eyelashes & customizable colors
  • Anal prolapse
  • Razorblades
  • Hiv
  • Torture & unhealable wounds
  • Car insurance
  • Dick cheese (temporary UA boost)
  • Cheeseless mac & cheese
  • World resets any time someone builds a bell fountain
  • Moonwalking
  • Unibrows
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Re: Realism

Postby dagrimreefah » Wed Jul 06, 2022 9:06 pm

• Tons of mindless NPCs with shallow dialogue boxes
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Re: Realism

Postby bumfrog » Wed Jul 06, 2022 9:40 pm

dagrimreefah wrote:• Tons of mindless NPCs with shallow dialogue boxes


jorb wrote:
  • We are working on a conversation system for quest givers, which is currently our bigger project (tm). Making "progress", but patches may not be weekly.
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