A letter to Father Yule: Marzipan

[Dondy]

Deer Father Yule,

I have been a good hearthling and helped my hearthmother with the tanning vats and eat my vegtables. this year for youle I wolud like a wool stocking with some marzipan candy made out of rosewater and honey and almonds, some more toys and a puppy. I am writing you my letter early so to give you lots of time for your elf helpers to write the coad. I understand the puppy is a lot, so if it is to much, I wolud be thankful for some marzipan candy. And please, it wulod be wondeful to have snow at Yule. It doesn't have to be a chimbney in the house to hang the stocking because I can hang it from my bed post.We colud have roses on the dog rose bushes and make rosewater from this, if it is not to much truoble. Also, maybe a wooden sorwd.

Thank you very much

[Audiosmurf]

This is my favourite post anybody ever made

[Sephiron]

no, you've been outlawed more than 10 times this year >:( only coal for you

[dagrimreefah]

Thanks to you and my autism I was forced to read through wikipedia pages about marzipan and persipan and also about confectionery in general. Appreciate it, bastard.