To finally solve the long-standing hunger issue, I propose allowing human players to eat swill, directly. Out of a trough.
Drinking it straight from a trough for MASSIVE amounts of energy, NO hunger loss or change. This is perfect because eating swill out of a trough is the stuff and substance of animals, and that ANY AND ALL waste and unwanted meat, material, vegetable fodder can be turned into swill. You can chuck a fucking swan in there. Or the compost bin or something.
This is also funny and undignified, as the labor it correlates to.