Nerf archery

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Nerf archery

Postby SnuggleSnail » Wed Nov 15, 2023 8:24 am

Kill archers. Behead archers. Roundhouse kick a archers into the concrete. Slam dunk a archers baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy archers. Defecate in an archer's food. Launch archers into the sun. Stir fry archers in a wok. Toss archers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a archers gas tank. Judo throw archers into a wood chipper. Twist archers heads off. Report archers to the IRS. Karate chop archers in half. Curb stomp pregnant polish archers. Trap archers in quicksand. Crush archers in the trash compactor. Liquefy archers in a vat of acid. Eat archers. Dissect archers. Exterminate archers in the gas chamber. Stomp archers skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate archers in the oven. Lobotomize archers. Mandatory abortions for archers. Grind archers fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown archers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize archers with a ray gun. Kick old archers down the stairs. Feed archers to alligators. Slice archers with a katana.
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Re: Nerf archery

Postby lakrass » Wed Nov 15, 2023 10:08 am

Unironically this.
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Re: Nerf archery

Postby Halbertz » Wed Nov 15, 2023 10:39 am

Sneed sells feed and seed, which is completely normal. Chuck, on other hand...
Unarmed uses flex and cleave, which is completely normal. Archer, on other hand...
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Re: Nerf archery

Postby azrid » Wed Nov 15, 2023 10:41 am

they just got a nerf in the last patch chill
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Re: Nerf archery

Postby Sevenless » Wed Nov 15, 2023 10:52 am

azrid wrote:they just got a nerf in the last patch chill


I think the point is that they took away archery's last and currently only viable use in PvP.
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Re: Nerf archery

Postby SnuggleSnail » Wed Nov 15, 2023 11:42 am

This is not an ironic post. I will purchase a gold sub RN if a portion of the proceeds go towards hiring a bitcoin assassin for each and every haven player that has rage and higher than 2 marksmanship.
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Re: Nerf archery

Postby Nightdawg » Wed Nov 15, 2023 12:03 pm

SnuggleSnail wrote:This is not an ironic post. I will purchase a gold sub RN if a portion of the proceeds go towards hiring a bitcoin assassin for each and every haven player that has rage and higher than 2 marksmanship.


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Re: Nerf archery

Postby Barbamaus » Wed Nov 15, 2023 3:00 pm

Pick up a bow and git gud
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Re: Nerf archery

Postby TheServant » Wed Nov 15, 2023 5:14 pm

SnuggleSnail wrote:This is not an ironic post. I will purchase a gold sub RN if a portion of the proceeds go towards hiring a bitcoin assassin for each and every haven player that has rage and higher than 2 marksmanship.


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Re: Nerf archery

Postby SnuggleSnail » Wed Nov 15, 2023 5:41 pm

Any amount of collateral damage is acceptable. I'm calling for total archer death.
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